Bear, Kishin, And Circa [COMPLETE]

Where it all Started

  I can't be here for much longer. I don't know if I'll last. I need to escape Hell. But it's going to be complicated, since I practically belong to Satan himself. But if I just make a master plan, and some back up plans, then I just might be able to venture out into the middle world called "Earth".
  So I need to grab my friend, Kishin, and make a master plan with him.
  Me: *I trot up to Kishin* *I whisper* Dude, how do we get out of here?
  Kishin: *whispers* Umm... Should we go to your kennel to discuss? Cuz we can't let anyone know that we're gonna escape.
  Me: Aight.
         *We head to my kennel*
  Kishin: Alright, since we're here, what's the plan gonna be?
  Me: So I'm thinking that we escape during the next Water Drill. I know it may seem difficult, but we can do it!
  Kishin: Okay, but, how will we escape during the Water Drill without them hearing us?
  Me: Well, demons ears are extremely sensitive, so they use ear plugs, so while we are outside, we can get low, army crawl, and get through the gates to "Earth".
  Kishin: Oooh, true, so that doesn't seem too hard.
  Me: Oh, but it is. We also have to jump Satan's fence to leave his house, then we also have to run through Hell, then also jump the gates to "Earth".