' what are your most embarrassing moments?'
Merida: umm, well
Flashback
" mum! I am going for archery practice!"
"Yes sweetie"
I was rushing because I was running late, so I went there and...
" oh gosh! I am gonna be late!"
I tripped on a rock and kissed someone on the lips!!
End of flashback
Jack: * burst out laughing* You scottish bum kissed a stranger on the lips?! OMG that is so funny!!
Merida: shut up ye idiot!! If I had my bows and arrows now, I will shoot them through ye useless brains!!!
Hiccup: calm down..
Elsa: one time, Jack brought me to his home, Burgess...
Flashback
" come on Jack! Move your legs!" I shouted giggly
" Don't get overexcited Snowflake"
" Come on!!"
" ok.. Elsa watch out!!"
" what did you sa-"
* crash into a tree*
End of flashback
Punzie: Ooh. That must hurt
Elsa: yea I got a bruise * lifts up chin and points to Punzie the bruise*
Hiccup: that is gonna leave a mark
Merida: why you useless.. PUNZIE HIT HIS HEAD WITH YOUR FRYING PAN!!!!!
Punzie: okay.. * hits Jacks head with frying pan*
Jack: OOWWWW!!! What was that for?!? * rubs head*
Punzie: * shrugs* ask Merida
Merida: what type of a boyfriend are ye?! Let ye girlfriend run into a tree!
Jack: she was too fast!!
Merida: or you must be slow GRANDPA!
Elsa: JUST MOVE ON!!!!
Hiccup: My turn. Well once...
Flashback
I was walking in the forest when I got kidnapped I began to scream when I realise it was Berk's most intelligent person, professor Himba.
" hiccup, can you help me test this potion?"
" what does it do?"
" not important"
" say AHHH"
" AHHH"
He poured a sweet potion My mouth
That potion was a love potion. I did not know that till I went home..
" HICCUP where you been?"
" wow dad. You look soooo hot! The way you snarl makes my heart flutter"
" ??"
" OMG you are so cute I am going to faint!"
And I fainted. When I woke up I was in a hospital. The memories came flowing back.
" HOLY SHIT!!! DID I DO THAT?!?"
" Yes son, are you ok?"
The worst part is that this happened in the middle of Berk where everyone saw..
End of flashback
Everyone: * burst out laughing*
Jack: OMG that is a guys worst nightmare
Punzie: yeah! And on your dad!!
Merida: I dunno how I fell in Love with ye..
Punzie: is it my turn? Ok here it goes..
Flashback
One time Eugene and I went up a really steep and windy mountain because we were in a tour group. I was trying hard to keep my hair from blowing into someone else face but I did not realise that the wind blew my skirt up, everyone saw my pink undies!!
End of flashback
Merida: that's embarrassing
Punzie: I know right
Hiccup and Jack: ...
Jack: Aww man! It is my turn right?
Elsa: yep
Jack: ok fine..
Flashback
I was in North's workshop doing.. Nothing. So I decided to randomly pick a place on the globe. I pick... Transylvania. Arghh, in there, no one believes in me. So I thought, some people go around nude, so what if I do? I decided to try. I took out everything including my pants and tried it. I nearly wanted to kill myself when a kid said " Jack Frost! OMG,!! Why are you naked?"
Merida: * Laughs so hard stomach hurts* OMG!! You actually did it! * wipes away tear* hahahahahahahahahahaha
Punzie: OH MY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you serious?!?!?!?
Hiccup: Bro, you are one crazy dude..
Elsa: I do not know what made me fall for him...
Punzie and Merida: welcome to our world!
-- AUTHORS NOTE--
Okay gave you guys an extra long one! Sorry if any error or misspelled words.
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