Fashion
On Cybertron... we hover.
On Earth... we ride on wheels.
Less fashionable but reasonably the most necessary piece of Earth tech we do need. But do we really have to go as far as having to scan Earth vehicles that unpleasantly feature our body parts? What about those little scented trees that the humans hang on the back view mirror? Those disco balls?!
I blame you Denny...
Don't get me started on cupholders and USB and other things you can plug in! I can't get over how violated I feel...
Anywho! Who knows better about what not to wear and what to wear than me?!
Our appearance tells a lot about us. I'll give you an idea of what I mean by that. Why not start with the one who kinda created the rule...
Optimus Prime is huge! Like "Elvis Presley" huge as Blades has told me before many times.
Back in the day, he had truck decal of flames which were really awesome! I mean with style it kinda gave him away. Because every Decepticon would instantly know who he was. Obviously even amongst his allies. I, for once, thought the flames were cool. But the blue and red sorta clash... If only he could give up those colours. But I mean, each bot to his own, right?
Compared to Arcee, Optimus is very large compared to all of us. His vehicle form would have to be bigger than any normal truck.
A semi-truck. I was thinking more along the lines of a tank. What could be more fierce looking than that?! If I wasn't build so awesome, my second choice would be a tank. 😂
Anyhow... Let's carry on to more Robot in Disguises.
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