The Hunter and His Prey (~~LEMON!~~)

Jake English. Jake fucking English. You've been flushed for him for years Though senpai hasn't noticed you yet, he will soon ;)

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--golgothansTerros [GT] started pestering rhetoricalArtist [RA] at 08:22--

[08:22] GT: Hey, Rin!

[08:22] GT: Do you want to join me in an adventure?

[08:23] RA: Isn't that normally yours and Dirk's thing?

[08:23] GT: He's coming too.

[08:23] RA: Otay, where are we going?

[08:24] GT: It's a surprise! *double pistols and a wink*

[08:24] RA: ...

[08:25] RA: You know I don't like surprises....

[08:25] GT: It'll be fun, I promise!

[08:25] RA: Are you on a mobile device?

[08:26] RA: Because I know for fact that you don't capitalize after the first word when you type.

[08:26] RA: And autocorrect does it for you.

[08:27] GT: Yeah...

[08:27] GT: ANYWAYS!

[08:27] GT: Pack your stuff! We'll be gone for about a month!

[08:27] RA: JAKE

[08:28]  RA: WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVING FUCK AM I PACKING FOR?!?!?!?

--golgothasTerror [GT] ceased pestering rhetoricalArtist [RA] at 08:28--

     I exited out of Pesterchum with a sigh. I threw my bedding off of me. The cold air of my room nipped at my exposed body. I hate clothes. They are so restricting. I rolled off of my bed with sheer laziness and crawled on my hands and knees to my closet to decide what to pack. Small scuffles eminated from my hallway.

"Kanaya! You noisy kitty! What are you messing with this time?" 

     I dropped the clothes I was about to put on and stood up, shuffling towards my bedroom door. 

BAM!!!!!

     My door was practically ripped from it's hinges as it slammed into the wall adjacent to it.

"ADVENTURE TIME!!!!" Jake and Dirk yelled in unison as they barged into my room.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, GUYS?!?" I sceamed at them, jumping across the room and into my closet. I quickly threw the dark teal curtains of my closet around my body, " I'm NAKED! Get out! How'd you get in here? What are you doing here?"

     I scolded them for breaking my door.

"Sorry, Rina... I'll pay for it..." Jake apologized."

     Both guys were blushing profusely.

"If it means anything.." Dirk started, "I liked what I saw." he then smiled slyly and winked at me.