My conversation with a random stranger on Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: how are you?
You: slightly horny now that you asked
Stranger: well thats nice
You: jks im actually slightly pissed off
Stranger: why?
You: well my cat ate my cereal
You: so now im gonna be hungry for school later
You: which means im gonna be grumpy
You: then fail all my tests
You: and my friends will hate me
You: so pretty much
You: my cat has ruined my life
You: more than he'll ever know
Stranger: put some cereal in a bag or cup fill it with milk and youre good to go
You: oh my god ur amazing i love you
Stranger: hahaha
You: ok the cereal is in the back pack, what type of milk should i pour in it
You: im just worried i might get my laptop wet tho
Stranger: and if anyone asks why you are doing that just tell them this is the real hunger games
Stranger: take it in your hand
You: and then ill get a detention cus my laptop is broken\
You: and ill fail my tests
You: and my friends will hate me cus i dont have a laptop anymore
You: so basically
You: you've ruined my life
You: more than youll ever know
Stranger: hold it in your hand
You: YOURE A GENIUS
You: wait but then ill spill it on the bus
You: and ill get my uniform wet
You: then ill get a detention
You: and my friends will hate me for having a wet uniform
You: so basically
Stranger: Have you ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: youve ruined my life more than youll ever know
You: i think you need a thesaurus
You: cus that sentence did not make sense
You: http://thesaurus.com/
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My Adventures on Omegle
HumorWarning! This story contains rude language, inappropriate themes, and lots of laughs! If you don't know what Omegle it is a creepie website where you go on and talk to complete strangers. So me and my friend couldn't pass up the opportunity to compl...