Dope [BTS x Manager!reader]

Baepsae

'You must be kidding me, you, you must be kidding me!'

"They call me--"

Suga's voice echoed to no one, hands up in the air, stumbling on a few stacks of boxes. Just as he was about to face plant onto the ground, someone grabbed his shoulders.

"Aish..!"

Groaning in annoyance, you hoisted him up, grabbing his waist to heave him upwards. He hiccupped, "Baepsae!"

If he's going to keep saying baepsae, I'm going to go crow-tits at him!

Leaning his head against your shoulder, he hummed a bit of what sounded like a song. Just when you thought there was peace, he started another rant called, "Don't touch me!"

Immediately, you released him, allowing him to tumble onto the ground. He moaned in pain. You smiled sinisterly under the shadows.

"Even when you're drunk, you are able to still hold onto your sass. Aish..."

Accidentally brushing past a glass bottle, you heard a low raspy voice from within the shadows.

"Yah! Who's there?"

Let's rewind shall we?

"Hey guys! Photoshoot is finally over! Thanks for your hardwork!" The photographer announced.

That being said, it did not go well with the grumpy manager that you've witnessed before, once his eyes settled on the three maknaes, he barked, "You three! Next time, stop laughing during a photoshop. I did not see anything that's humourous at all. Aish..!"

Flinching at his threatening voice, you gradually narrowed your eyes at his raised vocals. So far, it was only you and this other manager, the rest had to depart due to other managerial reasons, believing that you both are capable of handling a group of young men.

Though this manager is rather rude.

After the three boys bowed their head in an attempt to apologize, the manager ignored them, stomping ahead towards your direction.

What the heck-

"Yah! You're the new noona manager?"

Gosh. Rude much? I'm not old anyway!

Nodding your head in submission for fear of losing your job, he fished his pockets for a set of car keys and swung it for you to take.

"Take these boys home. This is your first duty, shouldn't be too hard."

Replying back with a "yes", he stalked away, leaving you to feeling appalled from his behaviour. As soon as he left, you turned your body to face these boys.

"Okay boys! Time to go home!"

Only to see no one except the dust ball. They've disappeared.

"Where ARE those boys--"

Fron the corner of your eyes, you could see them dashing out the door, away from you. Almost tempted to rip your hair from your scalp, you decided to give chase instead.

"YAH! When I get my hands on you, it's going to be around your neck! Oi!"

Jimin turned his head with his mask on while running, commanded them and within seconds, you started to notice the group of boys started to split into two. Maknaes and Hyungs.

Aishh!!!

Upon seeing this, you had to think fast as to who to capture first. Seeing that the younger ones are faster, you decided that catching the older ones and persuading them to order the maknaes to behave would be the wisest move.