splackavellie
noun
A man who satisfies the sexual needs of a woman who is dissatisfied with the sexual performance of her husband or boyfriend. The relationship between the woman and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
"Babe are you listening to me?" Marcus asked his girlfriend Dominique.
The couple was in their condo watching reruns of The Cosby Show. They were on the episode where Cliff and the rest of the men got pregnant.
"I'm sorry Marcus, I had a long day and I just want to watch the show."
"I know something that would make your day a whole lot better."
Marcus started to rub on Dominique's thighs, but she scooted away from him.
"Marcus I'm not in the mood, okay?"
He sucked his teeth and stood up to adjust himself.
"Every time you come home, you're never in the mood. So tell me what's the problem Dom?"
Just as he said that, her phone went off. Her splackavellie sent her the "come through" text.
"Umm, can we continue this conversation later? I need to finish that story that I started on NBA players. I'm really sorry Marcus, and I promise to make it up to you."
Dominique kissed her boyfriend on the cheek and scrambled to grab her keys and head out the door. She hopped in her car and headed across town to her splackavellie's - Frank Mason- house.
Dominique and Marcus were high school sweethearts that were forced together by their parents. They thought that the two would make a powerful couple, and that was proven true when Marcus became a lawyer at one of the top firms in California and Dominique started her on publishing firm.
The couple learned to tolerate each other, but they never learned to love each other. And Marcus wasn't really the best in bed, so that often left Dominique sexually frustrated. However, her frustrations were relieved when she met the basketball player Frank Mason.
Dominique couldn't even remember how it happened, but she found herself in Frank's bed on numerous occasions. There was just something about him that lit a fire inside of her.
Before she knew it, she was in Franks driveway. He had given her a key months ago, so that she could come and go as she pleased. Once she let herself in, she went to the kitchen to grab something to drink. She was about to walk out, when she notice a note sitting on the counter.
Have you ever been stripped and washed from head to toe in a bubble bath?
Dominique raised her brow at the naughty note. She knew firsthand that Frank was spontaneous and unpredictable, but couldn't help but wonder what Frank had planned for her.
She slowly walked upstairs to Frank's master bedroom. She kicked off her Fenty slides(the dick me down 12's) and walked into the bathroom to find the huge tub filled to the top with bubbles. Just as she was about to strip, Frank came from behind her.
"Let me help you with that," Frank said while undressing her.
Once Dominique was completely naked, she stepped into the tub and got comfortable. Frank grabbed a loofah, knelled down next to the tub, and slowly washed her from head to toe, just like the note had said. Once he was finished, he stood up and placed another note on the bathroom counter before leaving the bathroom. She stepped out of the tub so that she could read it.
Have you ever been oiled down and massaged to the sounds of sensual music?
Dominique smirked to herself and went into the bedroom to find Frank waiting for her with a bottle of strawberry oil and slow jams softly coming through the speaker. No words were spoken. Dom just knew to lay down on her stomach. Frank started massaging the oil onto his lover's smooth skin. He noticed that her lower back was really tense, so he made sure to give that area special attention.
Frank lowered his large hands to Dominique's round ass and gave it a good squeeze before massaging it. Frank flipped Dominique over and played with her perky breast while starring her deep in the eyes. She couldn't help but let out a moan as he left wet kisses on her flat tummy. Dom was tired of playing whatever game Frank had going on and she was becoming impatient.
Frank leaned up and whispered in Dominique's ear, "Ever been fucked by me?"
Should I make a part two or just leave it?
