tagi 21 Chump Street

chapter 2

Suga
I didn't say yes. I didn't say I'll think about it. I can't tell you my real name, but yes, I can confirm that I did get asked to the prom

NARRATOR
The undercover officer who played suga is 25 years old, a new recruit at the soul Police Force

Suga
My assignment: to pose as a senior and find out who's buying, who's selling. Mostly pills and weed, you would not believe how easy it is to get pills and weed

[NARRATOR]
What's the hardest part?

Suga
Pssh—the cafeteria. Imagine hundreds of teenagers yelling and running full speed. And the lack of deodorant. Let's just say I would drink at the end of the day. Seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life. If I'm doing my job and I'm doing it right, I am making life safer one school at a time

[NARRATOR]
So he asked you to prom?

Suga
Right. I gave every excuse. I said it's too expensive, which is totally true, by the way. I told him, look, I'm just a transfer, I wouldn't feel comfortable with all your friends. And it's true you make friends on the job, then it ends. You meet kids who are sensitive, smart, and defenseless. Those are the ones you remember, the ones that you think about after you're gone

Seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life. If I'm doing my job and I'm doing it right, I am making life safer one school at a time

NARRATOR
Meanwhile—

Tae
What the heck I gotta do to be with you?

STUDENTS
What the heck I gotta do?

Tae
Tell me who I gotta be for you to be with me

Suga
Do you smoke?

Tae
What?

Suga
Do you smoke weed?

Tae
No, I don't. But if that's what you need, I can find some for you. I can be your supply

Suga
You would do that for me?

Tae
I can be your guy. Oh, yes!

Yoongi
Seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life

Tae
I'll get whatever you need!

Suga
If I'm doing my job and I'm doing it right, I am making life safer one school at a time

[NARRATOR]
What are you thinking as you're trying to get this pot to sell him?

Tae
I'm thinking, what the heck am I doing? Cause I don't hang out with guys like that

NARRATOR
So what did you do?