The kidnappers... ( 1D fanfic)

The kidnappers (one direction fanfic)

Chapter 1

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One...

Two... Almost there...

And...

Three...

I sprung back to life from the dead. The man swung a fist at my face, but I quickly caught it and twisted his arm until he yelped for mercy. I smirked and kneed him where it hurts. He coiled into a ball on the cold ground. I could here the sirens from here. Then a car door slammed shut.

"Oh shit." I muttered under my breath before taking off leaving the pour man in the alley. Pour man?-- who the hell am I kidding, he tried to beat me up for some money, bitch.

I quickly ran back to 'the cave', where I shall have my money bath. Haha, yep I got enough money to do that, the bank I robbed last week had a load of money still calling for me to take it, but the cops had gotten to the bank before I had time to.

I walked in the darkness of the night breathing out heavy chunks of cold air. My fist clench and I dung my fingernails into my palm to distract from the freezing weather. I spotted the woods and disappeared into them. I searched for the great big opening in the middle of the forest where my hiding cave was. I found it and climbed inside.

"Home sweet home." I breathed taking in my humble 'home'.

I grabbed a few of my clothes from my 'room' and walked back out of the cave to the creek bed just feet away. I'm probably going to die of hypothermia for doing this but I've got to shower.

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After my excuse for a bath, I walked back to my cave to get ready for tomorrow. Tomorrows my big day. I'm moving back to Australia, where I own a house under the name 'Lily Jones', hehe >:D. That is my disguised name to get around with out having sirens clog my ears.

I plopped myself onto my bed carelessly. What time is it I wonder? I furrowed my brow at my mental remark. Am I going crazy? Nope, to late for that ^.^

I sighed and face planted into a purple unicorn pillow pet from my 'visit' to Walmart while on a sugar high. I smiled to myself. Haha, beat that biatches I have a purple unicorn. I curled up under the covers with my unicorn. Before I knew it I had tumbled off the bed still wrapped in blankets, yet I was asleep.

I can't screw tomorrow up if the cops figure me out or something like that I'll be sent to a prison for mental nutters...pfft...you bitches be cray if you think I'm going back there.

Well I thought I was asleep. I stared at the ceiling or whatever the hell that is, blankly.

I want Oreos...yep, I need Oreos.

No I'm not getting up brain.

Why not I'm hungry..

Well I'm lazy...

So?!

So I'm not getting up

Hey smart asses why don't you buy Oreos tomorrow morning? My stomach came into the conversation.

Huh...how does that sound brain?

Er...pretty good...hey?

Yeah brain...

I thought the brain was supposed to be the smart one...

Well think again dumbass

Okay, I'll try...

You could here the gears in my head turning

Hey brain?

Yeah foot?

Keep it down I'm trying to fall asleep here!

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And with that my body went soundless and motionless, drifting to sleep slowly.