part #2 the beginning!

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So at school the kids were learning about god and Jesus so the teacher asks Sudan who created heaven and earth she was sleeping so johnny poked her arm with a sharp pencil the same thing happened the next day but the day after that the teacher asked Sudan what did eve say to Adam so johnny poked her once more and Sudan said " IF YOU PUT THAT IN ME ONE MORE TIME THE I WILL SNAP IT IN HALF AND STICK IT IN YOU!"

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