OFF AIR!

NO REAL FEELINGS INVOLVED!

-Tee pov-

"P'tae, hold his waist. Yes like that." God said as he take another picture of us. After one picture, bas come to us again and fix my hair.

"now, P'tae you kiss his shoulder and put your left hand on his tummy. Copgi fill his stomach with pillow so it would look like he is pregnant for real!" god said again, and copgi rush to us. I glare at him and P'tae just laugh upon our childish behaviour.

After they finish with decoration, they started to take picture of us like a soon to be mother and father. I do want to punch them all but P'tae prevent me to do that so here i am, stuck with their silly games.

P'kim is busy holding the huge banner that written 'BABY SHOWER FOR ROYAL BABY' behind us.

"if one of you spread this pict over your social media, i will kill you one by one." I said, remind them about our deal. So we had this deal that even P'tae can't forbid me. That none of them will share any of this photo about our fucking baby shower.

C'mon, this is so embarassing! A manly man like me get pregnant?

"now, P'tee you turn around and face your husband. P'tae you put both of your hands under his huge belly like you are holding it and P'tee you put your hands on your hubby shoulder. please look at each other in the eyes." God ordering us again, i really want to kill them all in one cut with a samurai.

P'tae put his hand below my belly which is stuffed by pillow so it look like i'm pregnant. He hold it like a good daddy and he smile at me. I take a deep breathe before i brave myself to put my hands on his shoulder and look at him. we keep looking at each other...

"that' it! stay like that, it was so perfect oh my fucking lord." The handsome and the tallest boy in our gang keep swearing and can't stop to take a photo of us.

After they have enough of taking photos, they forced me to sit and wearing sling that written 'SOON TO BE A MOMMY'

i give up, i just need to follow all of their crazy ideas.

And after that, we take a rest and just having chat normally. Laugh and joking at each other. and P'kim excused himself outside for a moment.

And not long after P'kim come again and shout loudly, P'tae gasp in shock

What happen?

P'kim just bought beers for us!

Here we are, the so called 'baby shower' has turn into adult party as P'Kim brought out some beer. And in the end we got drunk. Actually This is not good, we have to work tomorrow.

But we end up finishing them all. At first i didn't want to drink, but Khun Luang kinda irritated me because he is playing around with bas and copgi who surrounded him.

I'm his pregnant wife so he should paying attention only to me!

Geez, what am i talking about?

I drink a glass full of beer in one go...

Copgi laugh and hug p'tae, try to tickles him and p'tae tickles him back...

Another full glass in one go...

On the back, bas is trying to tickle him too and p'tae laugh upon this. He then attacked the young man and tickles him back.

Another full glass in one go... again...

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My vision were blurry as i watch P'tae call 4 taxi to send them home and it's 2 AM. I can't help him to bring the drunk guy one by one because my head feels dizzy.