Band one-shots.

Wrong number (SWS Kellin Quinn)

Unknown: 'You still bringing Cheetos, right?'

Me: 'Didn't know I was supposed to. I can if you need me too.'

Unknown: 'Vic!! I told you earlier. It's movie night.'

Me: 'ahh, new phone. Who's this.'

Unknown: 'Funny Vic. It's Kellin'

Me: 'Kellin, dude.'

Me: 'Idk who Vic is, but I am not them.'

Unknown: 'wait, what?'

Me: 'Sorry. You have the wrong number. But I enjoy movies. I can bring Cheetos.'

Unknown: 'I'm sorry. I gotta find Vic's number.'

Me: 'Wait, new friend. Come back.'

Me: 'I can bring cookies, or cake instead.'

Me: 'I'm blowing up you're phone now, huh.'

Me: 'I just wants a fren.'

Kellin: 'Didn't your mom tell you not to talk to strangers over the internet?'

Me: 'First of, this is text messages. Second, my mom stopped caring how I make friends, as long as I stop bugging her about my fandoms.'

Me: 'Third, I'm a grown ass adult. To hell what my mama says.'

Me: 'Wait, no. Never mind. I love my mama. Always listen to your mama, Kellin. No matter what age you are.'

Kellin: 'Hahaha. Why?'

Me: 'My grandma tried to ground my mom, when she was 38, for having a fake ID at 17. And for not telling her mom about it for 20 years.'

Kellin: 'HAHAHA!'

Kellin: 'That's hilarious!'

Me: 'you laugh until it's you in that position.'

Kellin: 'Sure...'

Kellin: 'so, what's your name?'

Me: 'Samantha, but if you call me that, you can rot in hell, with my devil cat.'

Kellin: 'Okay, Sam it is. How old are you?'

Me: 'Mentality, or physically, cause those are too different things.'

Kellin: 'Physically. No one I know actually has a mental age of an adult.'

Me: 'CAN THEY BE MY FRENS? And 23.'

Kellin: 'MAYBE ONE DAY! And cool, I'm 26.'

Me: 'Jesus, Kel. No need for the caps.'

Kellin: 'hahaha, very funny Sam.'

Me: 'I try.'

Kellin: 'you're actually pretty cool.'

Me: 'Not as cool as my soul. My mama always said my ice cold soul was the reason I could go outside in winter without a jacket.'

Me: 'but thank you, Kellin, I think you're pretty awesome.'

Kellin: 'Why, thank you, Samantha.'