Zodiac Signs

Anger Stages

A LOT of language here, you've been warned⚠️

   Aries:

Stage 1: Okay I'm tired of this bullshit. SITUATIONS AREN'T ALWAYS ABOUT YOU!!! SO STFU

Stage 2: You're a fucking asshole, cuntbag, fucktard, and physcotic. Shall I go on?

Stage 3: BITCH SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW, I'M DONE!!!

   Taurus:

Stage 1: I'm just going to ignore your long ass lecture and stand in the corner. Is that ok with you? Alrighty

Stage 2: Ughhhhhhh...... you're so annoying. Your shit isn't going to anger me

Stage 3: HUH? BITCH WHAT'D YOU SAY?! YOU MUST'VE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LET THAT SLIDE

   Gemini:

Stage 1: That's not true at all, listen, listen, LISTEN

Stage 2: HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO COUNTER WHEN YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING ME?!?!?!

Stage 3: You're the sweetest, I love love love you. Does that make you feel better, you crying ass bitch?

   Cancer:

Stage 1: Oh hell no

Stage 2: You're seriously getting asked to get whipped. You sure about your actions? Because I'm ready

Stage 3: *Knock out blow to the face*
One punch man

   Leo:

Stage 1: Honestly can't believe this bullshit. You seriously suck balls

Stage 2: YOU. ARE. A. DICK

Stage 3: Okay thanks for the apology, cya tomorrow

   Virgo:

Stage 1: Ahh... you're the definition of ignorance to the core

Stage 2: I'm trying hard to think about my jokes but I shouldn't waste good ones on you

Stage 3: *Burning inside* okay well, this argument is done here

   Libra:

Stage 1: Excuse me, what'd you say? Hold your tongue and pry that I didn't hear that come out of your filthy mouth

Stage 2: Alright, okay

Stage 3: Stop right there you dumbass donkey

   Scorpio:

Stage 1: Blah blah blah, you talk a lot

Stage 2: Step away from my face. Can you walk down to Antarctic? That's how far away you need to be from me

Stage 3: Okay, but don't ask why you hear things at night, or footsteps down your hall, you should already know who that is ;) Sweat dreams

   Saggitauras:

Stage 1: I WILL FIGHT YOU AND I'LL WIN!!! Easy

Stage 2: *Starts screaming in a random language*

Stage 3: I'm over it, just don't ever talk to me again. Thanks, bye

   Capricorn:

Stage 1: Stop talking to me

Stage 2: I will destroy you

Stage 3: I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO BITCH!!!

   Aquarius:

Stage 1: You're life is no unnecessary, can I end it?

Stage 2: *Counters all their points*

Stage 3: I'm going to go before I kill someone. And by someone, I mean you

   Pieces:

Stage 1: Stop. Stop. Stop. YOU'RE A BITCH

Stage 2: These legs were made for running. Idk about yours but don't get mad when I start chasing you with a dagger in my hand

Stage 3: I'll give you 5 seconds to run as fast as you can. Run forest run