What's up my fellow people, if your thinking to yourself 'what do you want leave me alone' well guess what......NOPE HAHA you my friend are not safe from my world of random weirdness. Anyway let me start off with a story of mine... Because I was a very weird smol child.
Your probably going to think I'm gross but here goes nothing
I dont remember how old I was then but when I was small I was playing with some little worms I found roaming around in the dirt. Be aware at was at my aunt's house with my family and she had and still has a backyard where all the kids could go do........kid stuff, yeah kid stuff. Anyway, I was playing around with some worms and childish brain was like 'i wonder what these things taste like' and so I put one in my mouth....I didn't eat it, HELL NO! I SPIT IT OUT AND LATER STARTED CRYING MY BUTT OFF! I don't remember what those things felt like in my mouth because I was pretty young and HELL TO THE NO I DONT EVEN WANT TO REMEMBER! So yeah I cried to my parent's and went to the bathroom to wash my mouth. Thankfully nothing bad happened. And if your judging me right now let me remind you I WAS A DAMN KID, KIDS DO WEIRD THINGS!
Thank you for reading my weird story as a kid, and please dont..Think of me as a worm eating kid, I was small and just learning about this world.
See you my fellow ARMY's ✌️
