Colored People

Interview with Blue

I- "Blue welcome to the show!"
B- "thanks for having me non-descript interviewer."
I- "So Blue what's it like to be a star? People fanning over you?"
B- "Shit, its crazy. I love seeing the kids. Watching their smiles grow when they see me, or any color for that matter. It's-it's pretty glamorous."
I- "It sounds glamorous. So I hear your in a relationship with Red?"
B- " 3 years running man. I love that girl to death. She's fun to hangout with and I plan to be there always."
I- " That sounds nice."
B- " I mean it is, it's nice to have some one by your side."
I- "So moving on. Who's like, the leader, the enforcer? People say its Red cause she's first on the rainbow, but i'm told otherwise."
B- "Yeah, we-um, we get that a lot. But it's actually White. He is like our president, or mayor. I mean don't get me wrong Red's my girl, but fuck her. That bitch can't get a cup of water without almost dying. You think we're gonna let her run shit? Y'all must be some crazy ass people then."
I-"HAHAHAHA!!! Uh, I mean, *clears throat* anyway...since we're talking about crazy, how do you feel about your parallel twin?"
B- "HAHA* bitch! I hate him! First of all he has a girlfriend right? Her name is BitterSweet Red. Yet he won't stop hitting on my girl Red? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PUSSY, RED? YEAH SHE'S MINE BACK THE FUCK OFF!!! Second of all how do you even pronounce that fucker's name? what is it, like sir-u-lean? Sounds pretty gay to me..."
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I- "alright that's all the time we have today. Come back tomorrow, we're gonna talk to Black about depression. Thank you Blue for being on the show, and thank you to all of you for voting for Blue to be on, HE'S A RIOT!! Goodnight!"
B- "Peace out guys!"

*Blue didn't actually laugh, he just said ha. But the non-descript interviewer did laugh. Also Blue's crazy twin's name is Cerulean.*