I- "Everyone welcome GREEN!!"
G- "Hi everyone."
I- "Green were gonna read some questions from Twitter. You ready to answer?"
G- "Of course!"
I- "Ok, Aidan asks 'Whats it like to live with Yellow and your producer?'
G- "It's a new experience, especially since there relationship is MIA. *chuckles a little*
I- "wait, wait. Hold the phone! Are you saying that Yellow and your PRODUCER are secretly dating?!"
G- "Yup! Totally secret.
I- *gives Green a really irritated and "YOUR DUMB AS FUCK" look*
G- "Except I just totally blew their secret on LIVE TELEVISION!" *Green gasps in horror*
I- "OH MY GOD!! THIS HOE IS DUMB AS SHIT! FUCK THIS SHIT! Join us next week when we talk to the producer about his life as a color encourager!"
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Colored People
HumorThis isn't racism, this is crayons. What would our world be like if the crayola colors were people and the cra-Z-art colors were just some freaky ass parallel twins that crayola hated? I've been wondering too. THIS IS A LEMON STORY!!! DEAL WITH IT!!
