I'm having trouble keeping on updating on Wattpad, but now I've decided to update at lunch times in the school library one day, then do artwork the next day and so on.
QOTD: What is the most hilarious thing your crush/es has/have done?
AOTD: Well, my very first crush, (ok, I'll use the first letter of his name) J, tried to write "Have fun" on my bff' graduation bear, but his friend bumped him when he was writing the u in fun so now it's a massive u that's on there for all eternity.
My second crush, M, has done many a funny thing in the time I've known him. But if I had to pick one, it would be the time he asked me about the Warriors books. He said, "Hey, I heard you read those cat books. I'm interested in reading them."
I said, "There's over seventy books."
"Ok," he said. "Where should I start?"
"Book one," I replied. Then I attached the warning: "Otherwise the plot makes no sense."
"Yeah, but I don't want to have to read seventy books," he insisted. "So where should o start?"
"Book one," I replied dryly.
"Ok, then, do you know any series with less books?"
This was just hilarious because he was trying so hard and I was deliberately blocking him at every turn. But it gets worse.
My friend then decides to casually add, "Nnnauuuwww. I'm shipping you two."
Saving me the embarrassment, M says,"You didn't ask for my consent!" He then turned away from the conversation.Finally, my last crush, L. Today, at our athletics carnival, we had to dress in house colours. The teacher was giving out yellow (that's my house colour) skirts to the girls. So, naturally, he has to wear one too. For the whole freaking day. Then he gets his hair plaited, even though it's short af, and then he lets the year nine girl who plaited his hair put pink zinc all over his face. He looked like a pink faced monster with plaited hair wearing a skirt. It was the best.