The Life Of A Ravager (Yondu Udonta x Reader)

Snitch

~Time skip brought to you by Promises, promises.~

It was time for dinner and Kraglin was running around after Peter, trying to get him to have a bath, as Yondu and I sat down at the helm of the ship.

"And then we got chased down by the cougar's husband." I remarked, biting into the leg of lamb that I had cooked up for myself. "Now we are here."

Yondu chuckled, scoffing the rest of his food down. "I see you had an eventful day then [Y/N]."

"You bet Yondu." I smiled. Then I realised what I had done. "I mean boss."

"Say it again."

"Uh, Yondu?"

"I like the way you say it. You call me my name from now on."

I blinked in surprise. He wanted me to address him informally?

"I heard about this mornin'." He said, putting his bowl down on the control panel.

I physically choked on the last piece of lamb. Oh shit, I'm gonna kill Peter for this. I put down my fork and plate and was looking anywhere but Yondu's direction right now. My blush was creeping up ever so slowly as the reality of what was happening set in. Yondu, the man I loved, my captain, was about to initiate a conversation with me about masturbation and sex. I wasn't ready for this.

"Err... Captain, can we..." I cleared my throat and hunched over slightly. "Drop this?"

"I think we need to talk about this." He hunched forward too, placing his chin in the palm of his hands and propping his elbows on his knees. "Do yer, ya know, like me in that way?"

Our gazes never met, we were looking forward and out into deep space. It was a nice night cycle. Lots of stars were visible from the cockpit, and I was analysing every single one of them just to avoid the conversation that was unfolding between me and Yondu. He was a cocky bastard normally, and would take it upon himself to embarrass me with sex jokes and lewd comments, even going as far as to slap my ass when no one was looking. I had to admit, I wanted him to do more than that some days, but I was horny [Y/A] year old. Not to mention that I had never had sex before so my over active brain was always fantasizing about him.

"Look, Yondu, I like the thought of having sex with older men." I was in the same position as him now, leaning forward with head rested on my hands. "And you are the only older man I..." My hands came up to cover my face. "God this is so embarrassing."

I heard him chuckle and felt an arm pat my back. "I understand." I couldn't see his face be I could feel his usual cockiness emanating from him. "Ya like to imagine havin' sex with someone that's like a father figure."

My head shot up in anger.

"No Yondu." I spat. "I like thinking about having sex with you because I find you attractive."

Yondu's smirk grew as he walked back over to his seat. I smiled realising that the shit-eating grin that was growing on his face was caused by me unintentionally telling him that I loved his stupid ass.

"You bastard." I laughed, he did too.

We laughed for a while and relished in the moment together. He didn't take it as I had hoped. Well, I mean, I wanted him to confess back to me and kiss me. That, or we could make love, as what was it that Peter said his name was? Lionel Richie? Yeah as he says, all night long. But I was pretty happy with this response. It made me happy that it didn't change him. He was still an arrogant asshole, and I loved him.

"PETER!" Kraglin yelled as Peter jumped over to me and hid between my legs.

"What are you doing?" I smiled, ruffling his hair.