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Would America put a hamburger on your head when you're sick?

Aries - You never trust him near you when sick-




Taurus - Yep, but you'd eat it. Eventually gets well--




Gemini - Sometimes. Whenever he does, you take it off, and he'd start stating facts as to how hamburgers could heal you




Cancer - Only when necessary 




Leo - Not really. Sorta. He would, but you don't allow him to




Virgo - For 2 seconds




Libra - Whenever you sleep




Scorpio - In fear of you kicking him, no




Sagittarius - You'd give him a lecture on reasons as to why he shouldn't put a hamburger on your head




Capricorn - You lock yourself up in your room. There's no way he'd get inside. 
Alfred: *breaks down door* (Y/N), DUDETTE!!! YOU HAVEN'T BEEN REPLYING TO MY MESSAGES, ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?! 
(Y/N): GOD DAMNIT ALFRED




Aquarius - Yep. But he'd eat it. No burgers for you haha- ((Taurus ends up putting a burger on your bedside table with a note that says: THESE BURGERS ARE A MIRACLE!!! GOT WELL AFTER EATING ONE, BETTER TRY IT!! ((In the end, you got well, naturally. No burgers were used in the process-))))




Pisces - Burgers never had the chance to be placed upon your head--


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Don't mind me lmao

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