His mind raced as he paced back and forth in the kitchen. "Please, please tell me you didn't, Ryan!" Brendon practically screamed, continuing to pace. "B-Brendon...I'm sorry" Ryan looked down at his hand, covered in cheese whiz. His heart dropped to his stomach, knowing he was going to lose Brendon over this. "You have a problem, Ryan.. You promised you would stop. I can't be with you if you don't keep your promises." Brendon spoke, as he looked down at the mess he called his husband. "Please don't leave, baby. I'll stop!" He begged on his knees, ignoring the fact he was kneeling in cheese whiz. "No, this was your last chance. I'm leaving" Brendon walked out the door, with a big slam. Ryan just fell into his puddle of cheese whiz and weeped.
A month passed by and nothing has changed. Ryan was still eating 666,666 cans of cheese whiz a day. Brendon was gone forever and Ryan didn't seem to care since he numbed his pain with cheese whiz. He hasn't left his room in days unless it was to go out and buy more cheese whiz. (how many fucking times am I going to say cheese whiz!?) he looked at himself in the mirror, looking at the mess on his face and shirt, tears dripping down his messy face, his eyes bloodshot, and his body numb. "You need to change" a voice whispered in Ryan's ears. He looked behind him to see yeeus standing there, a bright light behind him. "Oh great yeeus, please forgive me for I have sinned." Ryan dropped to his knees in prayer. Yeeus laughed and stood Ryan back up. I don't need your silly prayers Ryan, I need you to stop this addiction of yours. Your causing your husband Great Depression. "Please heal me, yeeus." Yeeus nodded and snapped his fingers. Tyler Joseph appeared next to Ryan and began speaking his wise, healing words. "GARDEN! GARDEN!" He sprinkled holy water onto Ryan as he spoke. Gerard barged in, playing the G note on replay. Tyler began yelling "EXCUSE ME! COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE!?" Gerard stopped and disappeared, just like his band. Tyler finished his healing ritual and all of a sudden, Ryan was healed. Ryan opened his eyes and realized that everyone was gone. He was finally free from his addiction.
WHY DID I WRITE THIS!? IM SO SO SORRY. CREDS TO CRANKTHATFRANK FOT RUINING MY MIND.
