Hinata x Bokuto crack (Kinda)

PURPLE SPARRKLER IS FOR WUSSIES

"Alright, Kou!! Thats all of them!!" Hinata shouts.

"You sure, Sho? I want Akaashi to really get the taste of revenge."

"Kou... I ordered 67 of these huge fuckers and you expect me not to use all of them?? He hurt you, so I hurt him with all i got!"

"Alright! I trust you, Sho!!"

Hina and Bokuto proceed to light up the fireworks and nyoom far away as possible before Akaashi's home would explode.

"Shoyou, you picked pretty shitty colors" Bokuto complains.

"It wasn't my choice!! At least we get to spend the fourth of July looking at your ex's dead carcass at 4am"

Koutarou sighs with a smile, "Yea that fuckmunch deserves it."

Hina then plants multiple small and cute kisses on Koutarou's cheeks CAUSE WHY NOT?

The rest of the day is jam packed with stupid shit. Hinata and Bokuto meet up with Tanaka and Noya, who are throwing pop-its in each others mouths.

"Hey Noya.. Don't you usually hang out with Asahi on holidays??" Hinata asks.

"He got transferred to that swimming anime, remember??" Noya [reminds???!?]

"Hey Hey!! I brought sparklers!" Bokuto interrupts.

Hinata snatches the box of sparklers and picks out the purple ones, bragging about their greatness. They continue to fight over the purple ones for about 30 minutes.

After Hinata rejoiced winning the Great Purple War, he made an alliance.... The Sparkler Forces... The four went around town with their sparklers and they maaay have had a competition to see how long they could hold a sparkler between their ass cracks.

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"Koutarou.. are you sure??" Hinata worries.

"You bet your bum! Now lightem all up!!"

Hinata does as told, and Bokuto is shot up into the sky. The next thing they all heard was the loud ass sound of the fireworks along with the rocket that Kou was tied to. He was dead. He was straight up dead.

Hinata followed the blood pouring down from the sky..... "Well that was tragic"

"Who needed the guy anyways? He stole my favorite shirt" Tanaka [I dont know any other words than said]

"Noya hand me the axe" Hinata dramatically sAiD.

"On it"

"Alright tell Kuroo hes a little cooler than Bokuto bye" Hinata then attempts to chop off his own head but slowly dies bleeding out instead of it being quick. Dumb Hinata...

"Went down being a champ" Tanaka remarked. (idk what remarked means im just hoping it fits)

Realization flooded through Hina's mind.. HE WAS A GOST! "SUCCESS!!" he shouted. "Now time to find my cuddly wuddly huggle bear, Kou"

Kou was found hootin out with a few owls on a thick tree. He's having fun. Omg he was so cute too.

While Hina was floating to the tree he got a phone call (somehow) from noya.

"Hinata! Hinata! Guess what!!?! I got into that swimming anime that Asahi went to!! I think i'm better at swimming than Asahi is though haha. To be honest.. I only wanted to get in because I thought it would be nice to stare at Asahi's ass in that suit.. damn.. I think he should shave a bit though lol. Anyways, seeya around!!" *Click*

Shou stared at his phone for a good 20 seconds "...Good for Noya!"