Farmer Joe and the Supernatural

Cannibalistic Cows

There once was a farmer named Joe that had a very strange farm. His farm was full of cannibalistic cow's... the cow's ate beef and other cow products for every meal. Among these heartless bruits was an evil demon cow that gave all the other cows the unrelenting urge for the taste of there own flesh. Once the cows consumed the blood and meat of there brethren they could not get enough. They started to kill and consume each other, leaving the ground bloody and foul smelling. Farmer Joe knew of the demon cow but didn't know which cow it was. Not wanting to loose any more cattle, Farmer Joe waited for the demon cow to make a mistake and reveal it's self. One night when a full moon was out Farmer Joe went to the barn and studied every single cow until he saw something that was out right spine tingling. The luminescent light of the full moon revealed the demon cow to it's true form. The demon cow was not a cow at all! It was in fact a demon pig! Gasping with shock, Farmer Joe flew to his house and snatched his trusty shotgun. Unfastening his shotgun case, he reveled his shotgun, Booperduper. Never thinking he would ever have to use it, he was at first reluctant to use his magical shotgun, but convinced that it was his only hope, so he took it anyway. Sprinting back to his barn he set off searching for the demon that he now know was a pig. Arriving at the barn he noticed that the demon now moved out of the revealing moon light and was once again cloaked in darkness. Observing each individual cow as he walked by, he looked for something that was extremely off putting to unveil the demon pig. Then, noticing that one of the cows had a curly tale of a pig, Farmer Joe began creeping up on the "cow". Reaching within range of the demon pig, he lifted old Booperduper and skillfully aimed. Failing at concealing himself he was spotted by the demon pig, noticing that Farmer Joe was aiming at him he jumped up and started crazily bucking while making a horrific blood curdling yowl. Farmer Joe wasn't going to give up that easily, he started shooting at the demon. Once or twice he missed his target. Venturing closer to the demon to get a better shot he received a back hoof to his right shoulder. The demon, feeling the impact of his blow, turned on the frightened Farmer Joe and was about to leap on him, when suddenly a glowing goat leaped out in front of him. The goat sprouted the wings of an angel out of it's back, it's horns and hooves turning gold, and its coat was white as snow, the goat was from heaven. Jumping like a gazelle at the pig demon the goat attacked with the ferocity of a lion. The goat bit, kicked, and rammed the demon, causing it to stagger. Finding his chance, Farmer Joe started to aim once again for the demon. Kissing Booperduper for good luck he then fired. The spread of the mighty shotgun shell was magically guided to the vital parts of the unexpecting demon pig. The demon pig shrieked at impacted, crashing to the ground it began withering as it burned to ash. Farmer Joe nodded in thanks to the heavenly goat for his help as he faded away. Glancing worryingly at his canabblistic cows he noticed that the dark glaze in there eyes had diminished, they seemed to no longer yearn for the taste of there flesh. Turning with satisfaction to his house, Farmer Joe started to stroll towards it, when suddenly a piglet bounded in front of him and screeched, "This isn't over old man! You'll pay dearly for what have done to mother!" then ran away in a flash. Now Farmer Joe caries on waiting for the piglet to come for his revenge.

To be continued...