yall

im at the fuckin eye doctors right now

gettin my

excellent glorious ultra hd vision

checked out

and

so im waiting right

and yk those moments

when several people

that are from the same party

spREAD THEMSELVES OUT

SO THAT

THEY ARE SITTING

AND thERE IS ONLY ONE FREE SEAT

PER WALL

BECAUSE SOME PETTY BITCHES

canT siT WITH THEIR FAMILY LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

nuH UH

AND NOW I GOTTA

BE IN A HEAP OF STRANGERS

MY MOM lIke 28347 feeT AWAY

BECAUSE YOUR ASS

IS FUCKING IGNORANT AS SHIT

I GOTTA SEND POSTCARDS TO REACH MY MON OVER HERE

LIKE

GODDAMN

lesson of the day:

just fucking dont be rood

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