Frender One Shots

Fry's Idea

"Good news, everyone! Our safe new ship has arrived, and it's gonna knock your socks on, where they belong. Ta-da!"
The rest of the crew cheers as Leela pulls the sheet off the new Planet Express ship, only to stop short when they see what looks like a giant grey box.
"Is it inside that box?"
"No, Bender, that's the ship. The boxy shape keeps it from going too fast. And check out the interior!"
Fry and Bender follow Leela into the ship, and Fry immediately sinks into one of the cushy chairs. Bender reluctantly follows suit. "At least there's a cup holder."
"No, silly, that's an arm holder."
As Leela talks, the seat's "cup holders" move to trap Bender's hands, leaving him locked into the seat.
"Wh-But! Hey!"
Fry watches the whole scene, getting an idea on how to finally confess to Bender.
If I could just get Bender to come back here when everyone else is gone...

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"Hey, Bender? You wanna stay here and watch All My Circuits with me? Maybe in the new ship?"
Bender narrows his optics skeptically. "What's wrong with watching it at home like we usually do?"
"Uh, um.. There's, uh.. Free beer! Yeah, there's more free beer here than at home!"
"Well, alright then. What could possibly go wrong?"

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"Alright, Bender, I set up the movie screen and filled the ship with beer. Just- Just, uh.. Sit here for a sec."
As soon as he sat down, Fry immediately pushed the button to trap Bender's hands, leaving him vulnerable to Fry's whims.
"Fry, old buddy..? W-What are you doing?"
Fry straddled Bender's lap, running his hands down Bender's chest plate.
"Kissing you."
And with that, Fry pushed his lips to where Bender's would be. Fry could feel the electricity passing from Bender to himself, leaving a tingly sensation in his lips.
Pulling back, he said, "Wow, Bender! That's what kissing you feels like?"
"I aughta kick you, you bastard."
You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that...If you'd only told me, we could've been doing this for weeks!
Fry paid him no heed, leaning forward to kiss him again. This time Bender increased the electrical output, making it feel like he was kissing more passionately.
"As fun as this is, Meatbag, is this as far as your lousy plan went? What was your next step?"
Instead of answering, Fry opened Bender's chest compartment and moved his hand around, running his fingers over the wires he found there.
"He-Hey! Fry! W-What are you do- mmg!"
His optics dimmed considerably as Fry continued his exploring, only increasing the pleasure he felt.
Eventually enough energy built up to the point that Bender had to momentarily power down, shutting his lens.
"There, Bender. That wasn't so bad, now was it?"
"Shuddup."
He snuck his hands out of the holders and pulled Fry down for another long kiss.