Da magical idiots book two

Chapter one : stormy night on the sea

Moo managed to land the ship on an ocean planet so we could rest for the night. What more can i say i was used to her having stupid ideas. The main reason why this was a stupid idea was because we had literally just heard that there is a storm heading our way.

Curently i was trying to get some sleep but i was failing miserably. I sat up in my bed, which was too big for its own good, and checked the time on my 62L (a device i created that straps to your arm) 1:32 am  "well this is gonna be a long night" i said to myself before i sighed. Perhaps its the fact that i decided not to spend the weekend at BC or maybe its the fact that i still feel guilty about my son. I just have this depressing feeling following me everywhere i go.

Suddenly, a crash of lightning made me jump so high that i landed in a heap on the black, carpeted floor. Gingerly, and painfully, i got up and put a hoodie over my long-sleeved shirt and left my room. More thunder and rain could be heard as i proceeded down the never-ending corridors towards the kitchen.

"Mornin' " i yawned as i entered. "Hi Losh" Moo replied as she sipped a drink that i asumed was coffee. I sat down on a stall on the other side of the table after getting a cup as well. Chloe however paid no attention to me whatsoever as she listened to music extremely loud with her headphones. Amy seemed as if she had consumed too much caffeine and was currently bouncing off the walls (literally bouncing).

After what seemed like hours of comfortable silence, Amy calmed down, Chloe removed her headphones and Moo took another sip of her coffee with me doing the same. "We need to go shopping." Chloe stated. I looked at her "what do we need?" I asked. "Peanut butter, ice cream, coffee, bread, marshmallows, literally anything peanut butter flavoured and the usual stuff like butter, salad that type of stuff.....OH and we need milk and watermelon" she replied. "We need to refuel" Moo added " and i need more bubbles for my bubble gun" Amy said half asleep on the table. " its Willows birthday soon, gotta get something for her" my Scottish accent being thick as i was tired. I know people would say that 'vampires dont need to sleep cos' they are dead' WRONG
thats just racist. Not all vampires need sleep only some do and im one of them. I sighed " ill be in my room if you want me" before i left the kitchen.

As soon as i got into my room i got changed. I stripped down so i was only in my underwear a d looked at my pale body in the mirror. The accident during the war left my skin bleached pure white and i had a severe third degree burn on my leg. My eye had to be replaced because it was hit by a gun and evaporated so now it was merchanical and my hair, which had been bleached of all its colour at the same time as my skin, was now black whith purple tips before it had been light pink with darker pink highlights.

I looked back on my life as i looked at my horrifying body which had once been beutifull wondering what happened? My life is a mess. And being 2561 isnt easy either. Ive seen too much ive watched the world burn at the hands of my brother and sat there and watched as the ones i loved slowly grew old and died before my eyes making me feel more alone than i already was.

After all that you start to feel suicidal. But for me, trying to commit suicide is like trying to read but not knowing how to read. But i survived it all and here i am all i one peice well..... almost in one peice. My wings were bitten off by a titan during the war and they had only just started to grow back.

Before the war my eyes where different colours by that i mean my left eye was green and my right was purple. Somehow during the accident my green eye was triggered  by the chemicals and it turned purple. Weird huh.

After standing there for what seemed like forever, i slipped on a pair of black socks, jeggings and a black long sleeve shirt before finally putting on my black hoodie and plimsoles. I colapsed on my bed and listened to the rain as it hit the window. I snuggled into my hoodie and started to play with my hair. I heard really light swearing from outside my door so i stood up and headed to the door only to find Amy on the floor tackling Moo "MOO THAT IS A PASTRY WE DO NOT USE PASTRYS!!!!!" Amy shouted "I DONT FUDGING CARE WHAT YOU THINK ITS MY VOICE AND I CAN CHOOSE WHAT I SAY!!!" Moo shouted back."Moo please dont use those words, Amy get off of Moo and both of you STOP SHOUTING!" I scolded them. Both of them nodded their heads yes and shook with fright because when im angry im not worth knowing. "Now hug and make up" i told them smiling sweetly. They did this as Chloe (in human form) swung down the corridor on the bars we put on the ceiling of every room and corridor so that she could swing about like her cute little feline self. "Whats goin' on? I heard shouting and Losh getting angry." She asked hanging upside down. "Just telling Amy and Moo off because they were fighting and also Moo was using pastrys so i had to tell her off for that" i answered.

I walked back into my room and plonked myself down on the floor please god help me......

Authors note:

Thanks for reading!!!!!

Also ill try to get a chapter up every week so stay tuned

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-- Losh

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