Gone Mad be Back soon

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I always wondered what it would be like to leave Wonderland. What would it be like to meet people who don't know you or to breathe the air that didn't have magic in it. Would I still be hated in this new world? I'm the last of my kind... I'm alone. I am Sophie and I will play my role... I am Sophie and I will play my role. I am the Cheshire cat and with that thought I dropped out of the Hatter's tree onto his table. Hector quickly grabbed his tea to save it from spilling. He glared at me and said, "Good morning Sophie are you already starting your day of mischief?" I pulled the corners of my mouth stretching it up to my cheek bones where it stayed. With a flick of my ears I grabbed a muffin and hopped of Hector's table. It's time to get to work. I flicked my tail in front of me and evaporated to my daily spot of disturbance... the cross roads. I landed smoothly on the sign post where I balanced on the "THAT WAY" sign. I ate my muffin and waited for someone to come by. A few minutes past, slow day I guess. A Carriage came to the stop. "Show time!" I thought. I flicked her pink hair out of her face and flipped into a handstand.

"Where yah going?", I purred to the driver.

He glared my way and then went back to staring at the sign. Well he is just no fun. I evaporated to land on the driver's seat.

"Be gone devil cat! You disgrace Wonderland with that smile!"

"Won't you tell me where you are going?" she whispered in his ear.

His whip rang out. I laughed and jumped on top of the carriage. I bent back then moved back up on my hands. My beautiful bushy tail fell across my face. "The carriage is quite fancy.. well oh well could one of the queens be in there?", I thought. I giggled and stroked the window as she purred, "come out come out where ever you are, come and play with the kitty kitty!" There was a tug and the carriage hitched forward. I slid over the side of the top toward the ground. I barely caught myself with her claws. Well this driver is just plain rude. I flipped back up onto the roof and moved to the driver. Before he could stop me I grabbed his face kissing his mouth. I hopped off the side of the driver's seat just as his hand shot out to slap me. I smiled as I saw the scratch marks from my nails and teeth on his face.

I hopped back up on my sign post and waved goodbye. I pulled myself back into my one handed handstand and touched my toes to my nose. I waved my free hand and called out, "Now don't get lost or you'll have to visit me again!" The driver flipped a very rude gesture my way that I disregarded. I ran my hand over my mouth bringing it back to its normal length. I had done my job for today. The job of giving everyone someone to hate. Oh how I loved being alone...