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Athorities: WAKE THE FUCK UP
Athorities said while taking mustard and kicking him in the eggplant
Myster: *stretches eyes* a Fucka you
Mother: I'm a gonna kill that little shita
Athorities: we're going TO THE GROCERIE STORE
myster: no
Athrititys: say that again you little shit
Myster and Titys walked up to rooxes house to get musters gay boyfriend who smells of drovers
Roox: *flys out window with strap on dildo* hello
Myster: get the fuck back in and leave the dildo
Myster and roox and rooxes dildo all went to Alfredo and kills house they left athorities to burn in a well
Alfredo: hola
Myster: hola dicknuts
Alfredo: I can't wait for you to kill yourself
Kill: hello boyfriend hello friend and other friends I am Kool
Alfredo: *wipping his ass*
They all got together and went to srill and moo's house
*knock knock knock knock knock knock kno-
Srill: WHAT
*unholly screeching*
*running intensifies behind srill*
Moo: I smell HUMANS
Alfredo: what else do you smell  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*everyone looks at srill*
Moo: I feel uncomfortable
Everyone left to go to the mall while myster was tied to the back of the van by a thred and was getting everything scrapped off his face
Alfredo: *screeching* GET OUT WERE HERE
Everyone fell out of the car one by one as each one went into the grocery store
Roox: shit we lost myster
Alfredo and srill went to look for him as they found him in isle 6 humping a bag of bread
Elfredo: DOOMIT MYSTER GOOT OVER HER
mustard walked over with the bag of bread stuck on his dick everyone went in there own ways going into different isles roox was in the dildo isle looking for myster again and found him hissing at people while sitting in what looks like a nest made out of eggplants
Roox: godamnit myster MYSTER GET OVER HERE
myster: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
myster: A FUCK A YOUUUU
Mother: your not waking up tonight
roox: THATS IT *SCREEEEEEAAAAAACCCCHHHHH*
Everyone came running to roox including mystery who grew wings and flew over
Roox: we're leaving
Alfredo: bu-
Roox: SCREEEEEEAAAAAACH
Everyone nodded in agreement even rooxes dildo nodded everyone left and Kool came running out
Kool: GET IN FGE FUCKING VAN I GOT DILDOS
Kool had a box of dildos that were all dragon ones everyone ran into the van and sped off they made it to mysterys house and all slept with there own dildo


                                   THE END

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