listen. i'm not gay.
but a bet is a bet.
and no, i'm not going to make mitch fall in love with me to get something from my friends and then realize that, oh shit, i've fallen in love with him and now he doesn't want to date me because it was all a bet.
this one is better. this one lets me get what i want, no questions asked.
this time, i help mitch find a date because he thinks i can't do it if i'm not gay. in return, he buys me taco bell.
take that, mitchy.
