Discipline || Yoonmin

A Cup of Coffee

~3 years later~

January 2017

Jungkook had walked into this café for one sole reason: It was raining cats and dogs.
There was no way in hell that his fine ass was going to get any wetter than it already was. Neither did he have the time nor the clothes to spare to walk around in the rain, desperately searching for Min Yoongi and Park Jimin. They hadn't found them over the past few days and he was more than sure that they were not suddenly going to pop up like a pair of daisies, today of all days, just to please him.

Point done.

"Coffee." Jungkook nodded as he slipped off his coat.

He would quietly settle for some warm coffee and wait for the gods above to stop shitting all over his parade.

Unlike Taehyung.

"Coffee, 3 blueberry muffins, 6 chocolate chip cookies, 4 donuts, 2 eggs sunny side up and extra bacon."

Content with himself, Taehyung closed his menu.

Only to find himself looking back at 2 flabbergasted people.

Extremely flabbergasted people.

"Whom exactly are you going to feed?" Jungkook frowned as he sat back.

"Myself." Taehyung deadpanned.

Deadpanned.

This little thing dared deadpan.

"Whose money are you using to pay all of that?" Jungkook scoffed as he abruptly leaned forward.

"Yours."

Needless to say, Jungkook had not been the one to stifle a laugh.

The waitress couldn't help but clear her throat as she fought against another laugh.

Despite its odd beginning, their exchange was cute.

Especially when taking in Jungkook's appalled expression.

All before it dissolved into an exemplary face of extreme composure.

"Cancel everything but his coffee."

A complete contrast from Taehyung's dismayed expression.

"You can't do that to me!" Taehyung snapped.

"Says the poor man to his empty wallet." Jungkook deadpanned before looking up at the waitress. "Or maybe he can wash dishes as compensation?"

"I'm afraid that wouldn't do." She smiled as a small blush crept across her cheeks.

"Cancel everything then." Jungkook nodded as he passed a hand at the back of his neck.

"What about my coffee?" Taehyung gasped as he fell into a small pout.

"I am not an ATM, yeah?" Jungkook rolled his eyes as he sat back. "We're sharing."

"Sneak in one doughnut." Taehyung softly whispered to the waitress.

All until both of them cowered under Jungkook's glare.

There would be no extra doughnut for Taehyung.

Much to his little stomach's dismay.

They had almost spent two weeks together now and not once had they eaten a proper meal.

So much so that Taehyung had started learning that drinking even 3ml of anything amounted to a three course meal.

He didn't quite know whether to criticize his lack of survival skills as a Dread officer or to call Jungkook stingy.