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logic

This isn't art but this actually happened and it made me facepalm.

First off, my sister isn't the smartest. She's a high school dropout that's 20 without a job, still living with her parents, and is -$500 in debt at the moment.

Be smart and stay in school kids.

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Anyways..

My dad had a friend who has a pitbull named Moose. She's the sweetest thing and she just has surgery. She loves to run on beaches, it's adorable.

When my sister met Moose for the first time (Which was late last year), she asks:

"Who names their pet after another type of animal?"

My family, including my dad's friend and myself look at her. I then say:

"I have a cat named Bear. He's a year younger than me and has been with us since I was one. You of all people should know this."

I know it's stupid but she asks the question, yet my cat is named Bear, which is a different animal.

But seriously. Don't be a broccoli, be the best goddamn salad you can ever be.

Shit, I meant: stay in school.

My sister decided that after she told my parents she was dropping out of high school, she then got curious if the dog treats we got for our dog tasted like actual bacon then went on to eat one. By the way, they don't.