Rich Girl's Diary

Day 2: Why I'm Home-Schooled

Day 2: Why I'm Home-Schooled

Yeah, my fifth Christmas WAS pretty exciting. But have you ever wondered what happened in elementary school? We'll just say..I got expelled a FEW times. First grade. Ahhh, first grade. Oh, I didn't go to kindergarten because I played with my dress up thingy that I forget the year passed.

Yeah....

Anyway, first grade: 

It was...wonderful?

My first grade teacher's name was Mrs. Limmy Loo, I am not kidding. 

"Hi! I'm Mrs. Limmy Loo, but you can call me Lulu." she said in a high pitched voice that popped my ears. I'm serious. It hurt. I had to go to the nurse's office. Anyway, Lulu passed out little name tags and they were outlined with "cute" dinosaurs. 

Well, we'll just say, as a first grader, I wasn't very fond of dinosaurs.

I don't know, maybe I was hallucinating, but I swear I saw them move. I screamed at the top of my lungs. Every kid's head looked at me. I could hear my heart hammering. 

"HELP!" I ran out of the school not looking back. I crossed the street and a car almost hit me.

Don't worry, it didn't. I know I scared you all. Anyway, the whole class chased after me. They didn't even know my name yet so they just called me, "Person!" I am not kidding. Finally, I stopped at a park filled with slides, swings, and sand pits. I stopped to catch my breath.

JUST KIDDING!

I stopped to play. I played for 3 hours and every kid in my class found me and they played too. The teacher looked tired and every time she would say,

"KIDS! Let's go back to the school," A kid would cry. Sad, but true. 

Anyway, I don't remember exactly but I think the teacher said "cookies," and every kid ran back to the classroom. When they saw there wasn't any cookies...

Well let's just say the teacher ended up with a FEW bruises. Hehe. Oops. Anyway, I got expelled. And that's not it. I got expelled in second grade for farting on every student, 3rd grade for slapping the teacher, 4th grade for pinching other kids and fifth grade for eating other kid's lunches.

Yeah, expelled....5 times. It was pretty bad.

And that's why I'm home schooled.

And I LOVE it.