If My House Were Fairy Tail!- Series 2

Chapter 2: Ding Dong

And here we are once again. Same old routine. Waking up by the sound of people arguing. Tripping over someone's Superman trousers. Wendy doesn't know how she manages but she does.  It's once again another Saturday. But let's look on the bright side, the arguing didn't start until about nine o' clock.

ANYWAYS, Breakfast was going absolutely amazing, And calm.  Thus only growing Wendy's suspicions. Either there was enough pop-tarts to feed the hungry beasts, or chaos was going to erupt soon. It was most likely the second one.

"Gajeel, did you eat the last poptart?" Gray slammed the empty box of pop-tarts in front of Gajeel as Gray glared straight  into his soul.

"No," Gajeel blantly said as he  continued eating his piece of toast with jelly. Natsu set a box of cookies on the table gently in front of Gajeel, "Gajeel, come on, let's just negotiate on this" He said.

Wendy raised an eyebrow, this reminded her of that Good Cop, and bad cop scenario. Only both were played by the stooges.

"I did not eat the pop-tart now leave me the hell alone." Gajeel huffed in annoyance.

Someone's grouchy.

"Gajeel if you don't fucking confes,--" Gray said before being interrupted by Wendy taking the box of cookies and walking away.

"I confess to eating the last pop-tart," Wendy smiled innocently as she took a bite out of a cookie.

"Wendy, YOU SHE-DEVIL," Gray yelled as he lunged at Wendy. Before he can get to her Erza threw a spoon at him, "If you four don't shut the hell up."

You know, I always wondered why she used a spoon. Like did she just find whatever was closest to her? Or was she like, "Oh look a spoon. I'll just throw this at gray and hope it knocks some sense into him."

I bet you read that in Erza's voice.

OR maybe a spoon is her choice of weapon? War Flashbacks to the Bat incident.....

Yeah no ..I doubt that's the case.  where was I? Oh right.

"He- OW, WHAT THE FUCK," Gray shouted as he got spooned. Okay, yeah, that sentence did NOT sound right to me what so ever.

As so the chaos begins. Wait? You thought that was chaotic? HA. I don't know if you can tell but I'm laughing in your face right about now.

Ding Dong.

Ah, that bell...that damn bell.

Gray shouted, "I'LL GET IT," he proclaimed as he rushed to the front door.

"Uh..hello?"

Ladies and gentlemen meet Lucy Heartfilia. Natsu's future girlfriend. He just doesn't know it yet. Let me tell you they are such a slow burn. Like, JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY. DAMN.

Anywho.

"Oh hey, you're Lucy right?" Gray made a face I guarantee you would scare the living fuck out of you.

"Uh, yeah, um, is Natsu here?" She twiddled with her fingers. "Yeah he is, just a second." Gray said as he moved his head back into the house.

"NATSU YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND IS HERE." Gray yells and he turns back to Lucy and smiles.
"A-actually we're not dat---" Lucy stutters with embarrassment has Erza'a voice is heard.

"THERE'S MY FUTURE SISTER-IN-LAW." She yelled as she made her way down the hallway.

And then you have a laughing Wendy and Gajeel in the Background. May i also add the
flushing red Natsu trying to convince Erza that they're not dating.