Cdawgva X Reader (Lemon :^)

J E S U S

Dusting yourselves off and rising from the cold ground, you and Connor decided it was time to part ways. The night was growing colder and you both were disappointed that it would end but, the end of an amazing and totally fulfilling day was inevitable. Looking back on it you wondered what had happened in your life for this to be portrayed as a great day considering the events that took place earlier, at the moment questioning yourself as a whole for hanging out with a 20 something year old dorky Mcweeb that still has acne. But eh, he has a nice ass I guess.

Your eyes wandered off staring at his features, until you caught yourself staring at a certain area. It was hard to look away as it was so .... prominent.

" He must get a lot of attention because of it.." you thought out loud.

" Hm ?" He said raising his head from staring at hole in the pavement.

" Oh, nothing..."

You looked down at your feet as he lifted your chin to look into your eyes. " Don't be shy... go ahead, touch it if you want..". His words shocked you. "He's just gonna let me touch him like that ?!" you thought. " I-isn't that an invasion of your privacy ?" you said tripping over your words. " I mean we're already this close.. a little skin ship won't hurt.. " that's when he took your hand and moved it to that amazing place...

" hOLY SHIT ITS HUG E " you screamed as your hand caressed the bulging crater that was a pimple on Connors cheek.

" i KNOW RIGH T?!!!2?2!3? " I TAKE SO MUCH PRIDE, I NAMED HIM SAMMY .. OOH OO OH AND THIS ONES CALLED PAU L, JEFREE , AND THIS ONES CALLED JE SUS BECAUSE HE KEEPS COMING BAC K "

" s-SUGOI D ESU SENPAPI CDAW G xXx333 !!2?2!1!2!1! "

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Honestly sometimes I wonder why I exist.
Oop, I guess I'm continuing to update
And by the way, sorry for the low key offensive roast Connor, but maybe I'm not sorry
Jk I adore Connors weeb ass
Well I'll see you in the next chapter twats
 peace 

[ ps - I know his acne's clearing up, I'm just an asshole ♥ ]