Guns and Roses (Gaster Sans x Badass Reader)

Chapter 3

(I'm back dahlings~! Sorry that it took so long ta update but I"m planning on updating more often than I am.)

(Don't play song yet!)

I woke with a start. I had a ruff night...heh and had only gotten a few peaceful hours of sleep before my dreams returned to the nightmares I had grown accustomed to. I got up and stretched my sore  muscles with a groan. I had shifted back to human in the middle of the night and thankfully my clothes hadn't ripped.  That would have been humiliating.

I dusted myself off and started the long walk back to the skelebros house as I enjoyed the scenery. The usual chirping that would be there was absent as there were no birds down here, not counting the few bird monsters there were. As I walked on I started singing to myself .

(Play the song!)

They send me away to find them a fortune
A chest filled with diamonds and gold
The house was awake, the shadows and monsters
The hallways, they echoed and groaned

I sat alone, in bed till the morning
I'm crying, "They're coming for me"
And I tried to hold these secrets inside me
My mind's like a deadly disease

I'm bigger than my body
I'm colder than this home
I'm meaner than my demons
I'm bigger than these bones

And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
I can't help this awful energy
God damn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?

I paced around for hours on empty
I jumped at the slightest of sounds
And I couldn't stand the person inside me
I turned all the mirrors around

I'm bigger than my body
I'm colder than this home
I'm meaner than my demons
I'm bigger than these bones

And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
I can't help this awful energy
God damn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?

I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head
They beg me to write them so they'll never die when I'm dead
And I've grown familiar with villains that live in my head
They beg me to write them so I'll never die when I'm dead

I'm bigger than my body
I'm colder than this home
I'm meaner than my demons
I'm bigger than these bones

And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
I can't help this awful energy
God damn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?

And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
I can't help this awful energy
God damn right, you should be scared of me
Who is in control?

By the end of the song I had made it to the edge of the woods and was standing at the edge of snowdin. Pausing I looked at the small town and sighed, it reminded of the town I was born in. I shook my head and walked towards the skelebros house my feet making the snow crunch quietly. Once I had reached the door I lifted my fist and knocked three times.

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

I heard a few grumbles on the other side of the door and the shuffling of feet. A few seconds later the door opened to reveal Sans. He was glaring at me for a moment before realizing who I was and his face changed to one of surprise briefly before he masked the emotion. "Y/n, I was wondering whether you were coming back or not." He paused, "Well come on in kid." He moved out of the way as I stepped past the threshold and into the welcoming living room.

I turned and faced him my left eyebrow raised slightly. "Ya know, I'm taller than you by at least three feet. Yet you call me kid and I'm pretty sure I'm older than you by far." I looked down at him as he shrugged and headed towards the green couch. I shook my head as he flopped down on it and proceeded to grab the remote, before flipping through the channels on the small TV in front of him. I noticed that the shows all featured a black and pink robot.

Walking towards a nearby wall I sighed and leaned against it will a dull thud. I lifted my hands and put them behind my head. As I closed my eyes and leaned my head back I felt the sensation of being stared at. Without opening my eyes I said, "Take a picture it'll last longer." I opened one eye and saw him with a bit of a yellow tint to his cheekbones.

He cleared his throat. "So...kid, how'd you get those scars."  I stiffened, but quickly loosened with a wince. "I...would prefer to not speak about it." I opened my other eye and turned to look at him. For a second before looking at the front door expectantly. His brow furrowed confused just before his brother barged in. "BROTHER I'M HOME!" He turned slightly and saw me. "AH, HUMAN YOU'RE BACK!"

I nodded silently before replying in an even tone. "Hello Papyrus." He turned back towards Sans and announced loudly. "I WILL BE HEADING TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE SPAGHETTI! NYEHEHEH!" I watched him walk towards the kitchen before turning to Sans. "Does he always do that?" He nodded looking a bit put out that I had dismissed his former question. "Wanna head to Grillbys?" I pause considering his offer before nodding.

He grinned wider and got off the couch and went outside. I followed him and he turned to me. "Wanna take a short cut?" I nodded and he held out his hand. I took it and was slightly surprised that it was somewhat warm. "Hold on." I looked at him slightly confused before a flash of blue blinded my vision and I felt like I was falling.

It passed and I looked around realizing that we were somewhere else. I let go of Sans' hand. Blinking a few times my vision cleared and I saw a bright sign on the building in front of us reading Grillbys. I turned to Sans but he ignored my questioning gaze and strode towards the building his footsteps making a slight crunching noise against the ever present snow.

I followed him and as we entered I saw many different monsters. The majority of them were dog monsters. They sat at a table and seemed to be smoking...dog treats? Tearing my gaze away from them I looked around and spotted a few other monsters sitting in different booths. Everyone greeted Sans as he walked towards the bar and sat down on an empty barstool.

A tall flame monster came out a few inches shorter than me and looked at me before looking at  Sans with a curious face. I held my hand out. "The names Y/N." He took it and shook my hand. His hands were warm but not unpleasantly so. Turning back to my seat I sat down, but not before taking the poorly hidden whoopie cushion on it. Turning to Sans I crossed my arms before smashing it into his face. The rest of the monsters with laughter and Sans had a unamused  look etched on his face. I flashed a sharp toothed grin at him and his eyes widened before blinking a bit.

Shaking his head he turned towards the flame monster. "Hey Grillbz the usual." The flame monster who's name was Grillby looked a bit irritated at the nickname and a few wayward sparks drifted towards the ceiling. Seemingly oblivious Sans turned his head towards me. "Burger or fries?" I thought for a second before answering. "Burger please, Rare." Grillby nodded and went to get our orders.

~Le Timeskip~

As Grillby came back he put my burger down in front of me and slid a bottle of ketchup? Towards Sans who grabbed it and promptly started drinking it. I looked at him with both eyebrows raised under my hood. Sensing my stare he looked back at me. "Hey kid want the rest?" He asked holding it towards me obviously not expecting me to take it. I narrowed my eyes slightly before grabbing it from him. It was only a third of the way full. Putting the opening to my mouth I tipped my head back and downed the rest of the contents. Sans looked slightly surprised as I handed the empty bottle back to him.

Ignoring his shock I considered the burger in front of me and watched as steam curled off of it before picking it up and taking a bite. My eyes widened and I quickly scarfed it down with fervor. Once I was done I licked my fingers clean careful to hide my snake tongue from view. Sans and Grillby were still staring at me with looks of surprise on their faces from me downing the ketchup. I shrugged and wiped my face with a napkin.

To be continued...

(Here it is sorry for taking so long! Bye dahlings~!)