First off, I am NOT coming out as gay. Sorry for your expectations to be crushed.
What I am "Coming out" as is... drumroll please... A werewolf.
Yep.
So all you tools who thought I was the "Sirius Black" of the group, with my big ego, big appetite, arrogance, and narcissistic ways.... joke's on you. I'm like Lupin and Black smooshed together, only female and far better looking. Minus the scars.
Yeah, and thanks to Lily for this very flattering photograph. Note the sarcasm. (Muggle photo... doesn't move)
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