It was the first day of December, I just got out of Arkham and was plotting my revenge on Batman. I just sat on the couch all day staring at a picture of the caped crusader while I threw smiley face darts at it, but sadly I ran out of darts so I complained about it to Harley who was in the kitchen washing my toy rifle that shoots chocolate sauce.
“Harley I need more darts!”
“Sorry Mr.J but i’m busy. You can have your toy rifle when I’m done washing it.” I then got frustrated and walked over to her and placed my hands on her neck and prepared to choke her, before I did anything to her I thought about, let her go and just went back to the couch.
Once Harley was done washing my toy rifle and filling it up with chocolate sauce I used it to shoot the photo of Batman, but Harley had taken it away from me because the Hyenas were eyeing the picture when it was all soaked in dog poison. She had then taken the picture and replaced it with another photo of Batman. She then walked over to me with a newspaper in her hand and a grin on her face.
“You’re not going to like what’s on the front page.”
While I read the headline on the newspaper Harley walked away with her fingers plugging her ears, I then noticed the words, “Frost Giant from Asgard tries to destroy Stark tower in New York.”
I then asked Harley what a Frost Giant was and she replied, “Its this race of evil creatures that tried to destroy Earth a long time ago, they are normally mentioned in Norse Mythology.”
I was so angry with rage that I tore the newspaper up piece by piece. I can’t believe that this “God” was better than me! I then thought to myself, I’ll need a way to get revenge, the way this Frost Giant did.
I then told Harley,“I need you to find out everything about this Frost Giant in order to find his weakness.”
She said,“If it’s that important, I hear that he’s in love with a girl that visits Bruce Wayne all the time because they are step brother and sister.”
I hugged Harley and said,“Good work kid, now let’s go find this weakness and bring her back here.” We then jumped in the convertible I had stolen from the car dealership in the middle of town and drove to Bruce Wayne’s mansion.
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Loki and the Joker Meet
FanfictionThis is a story of how one day the Joker becomes Loki's rival. Loki fell in love with this girl that soon is in danger. He now becomes the hero of the story and is willing to die for the love of his life. Read on to see what happens.
