Well hello.
Today was fun. Besides my fountain of emotions everything was okay.
I tried watching an All Time Low music video. I failed. Miserably.
Controlling fangirl screams is difficult as fuck. Anyways, I'm reading a Kellic.
book.
Jfc.
Can't wait till Chapter 29... ;}
My mom is being a huge horse butt. I still love her to death though.
You know something... When you say, "I went to the dentist." You're basically saying "Hey, I paid some guy a shit-ton of money to put on some gloves and stick his fingers in my mouth."
ONE OF MY FRIEND'S BROTHER IS REALLY REALLY HOT.
Js.
Ugh.
So today I went to Cold Stone. Bomb af as always. So I walk out with my tiny icecream and this asian lady looks me up and down. She eye fucked me. I was about to get arrested. I was gonna drop kick her in her shit.
Gorillaz are the shit.
I have a mouth on me don't I?
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT GRINDS GEARS? WHEN I'M AT THE STORE AND I HEAR THIS KID CRYING LIKE IT'S BEING RAPED IN THE ASSHOLE AND MURDERED AT THE SAME TIME AND IT'S WHORE MOTHER SHOPS AS IF LIKE SHE DOESN'T GIVE A NEGATIVE ZERO FUCK IN THIS WORLD. EXCUSE ME MA'AM CALM YOUR LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT DOWN BEFORE I SPLATTER IT'S SHIT BRAINS ALL OVER THE FUCKING WALL.
*Ahem*
Today was fun.
Well, bye.
