The demon says let's get it on!!
The devil looks at the demon and admires how sexy the demon is.
The devil and the demon start having sex.
Meanwhile. Terry McGinnis is suddenly hearing prayers in his head. Terry McGinnis suddenly finds himself sitting on top of Mount Everest.
God is standing next to him. God says it's really something isn't it? Terry McGinnis says is this heaven? God says no this is Mount Everest you should flip on the discovery channel from time to time but I guess you can't now being dead and all?!! Terry McGinnis looks at God and says I'm dead?!!!!! God starts laughing. Terry McGinnis angrily says that's not funny man that is not funny what about the voices in my head is that all part of the hilarity?!!! God says no those are prayers if you ignore them they will build up on you!! Terry McGinnis says but they're just noise I can't understand them?!!!! God says well your not listening son!! God says you can do this Terry I know you can!!!
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FanfictionIt's been a couple years since the events of Constantine part 4. John Constantine's adopted daughter, Terry McGinnis, Barbara Gordon, and Superman travel to different towns and stop demons while trying to find a way to bring John Constantine back fr...