Drunk Texts

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Scott-

9:16 PM
Scott: ur su pretty
Y/N: Thanks Scotty.
Scott: hehehe ilick that nikename im scitty
Y/N: Yes you are. And your very handsome.
Scott: hehe i knoe

Stiles-

4:47 AM
Stiles: pssst
Stiles: hey!
Stiles: i neeeeed to teil chu somtin
Y/N: Oh my god! What! It's almost 5 in the friggin morning!
Stiles: Gizzz. i jost wantped to say. scitt is a weredog
Y/N: For Christs sake. Werewolf?
Stiles: oh ny GOsh @!! Yesh hiw did you knoe

Jackson-

12:27 PM
Jackson: Sup nice butt
Y/N: Sup. Man slut.
Jackson: ur meaan
Y/N: What do you want?
Jackson: notin just wanted ticultiy atr slasl3tsikr
Y/N: What?
Y/N: Hey!
Jackson: Hey, it's Stiles. I kind of got your boy drunk. And he kind of passed out on the sidewalk.
Y/N: Stilinki, you better get your pale skinny little ass down to my house with my boyfriend. Or I will shove a Twinkie so far up there you puke filling.
Jackson: I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Derek-

6:39 PM
Derek: im in my carr singinn ALLLLLLLLLL BE MYSEELLLFFF
Y/N: ???

Isaac-

3:36 AM
Isaac: is want To lurv U pyt perty young thing u needs some lovin TlC TERDING lerving cure
Y/N: What the hell have you been doing?

Aiden-

11:45 PM
Aiden: have you cn gle
Y/N: Glee? Yes, why?
Aiden: iim wotching the brittttney episodee and i reealiiized i look JuSt likeee britneey
Y/N: Really now?
Aiden: yesh we booth have the same lung blunde heir and we look grate in piggtails

Brett-

2:42 AM
Brett: i thonk anout you
Y/N: Aw. Really, when?
Brett: when i poop
Y/N: Aaaaaaaand moment ruined.

Theo-

3:52 AM
Theo: guoss what
Y/N: Your drunk?
Theo: Hehe noii i lick pei
Y/N: I'm hoping you meant pie.
Theo: 😁🐘🐨🐗🐒🎁💿🎅🏯🌉▶
Y/N: What the hell?

Liam-

12:23 AM
Liam: uu luuked super cure tosat
Y/N: Are you drunk?
Liam: pssssshsd no iim completkyb sober
Y/N: What town do you live in?
Liam: potato
Y/N: That's what I thought.

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