A/N dt Lucybacon1 thank you for making me write another one of these monstrosities :)
I tore open the cardboard seal, smelling the seasoned sticks. I took out a long, plastic bag containing about 15 of the precious crunchy sticks, taking in the beautiful sight of the seaded rods.
Saying they looked delicious was an understatement, my mouth watered and my eyes softened as i ripped open the plastic that was encasing my bread sticks, the salty aroma filling my nose, nothing else could take away my attention as i stared at them longingly with my lust filled eyes.
I pulled one from the packet, some seeds and salt falling from the hard dough as it scraped the edge of the packaging the rough surface making it easier for my soft skinned fingers to hold.
I stared at it, it sat between my fingertips perfectly just begging to be eaten, and of course i did just that. The dry crust glueing to my tongue and the inside of my cheeks as it absorbed moisture from my insides.
The taste was unimaginable and my eyes fluttered closed and i opened and closed my mouth slowly to let the flavour sink onto my tongue. The pieces of the dry morsel gliding around my mouth as my teeth gently crushed the crumbs, until small enough to swallow.
It was a truly beautiful taste, it was like eating food made from heaven, true perfection...
And that was why i couldnt resist another.
I savoured the taste of every breadstick in the pack until there was just one left, this one was the one that counted.
I lifted it from the packaging and held it in both hands like a trophy, because to me it felt like one.
Then suddenly i heard a crash, glass breaking, or more like my window.
In the corner of my right eye i saw a flash of green it travelled across my sight until it stopped close to me on my left.
I didnt feel the presence of my breadstick on my palms as i fratically searched for it on my lap but then i heard a deep chuckle, a strong scottish accent mixed in with it.
I turned to my left just in time to see my large, green idle scarf down my breadstick withing seconds.
Shrek?
I though to myself
He gave me his signature smile as he put his hands on my shoulders "is it really you" i whispered,
He just gave me a hearty laugh and replied with his strong accent and a smirk present,
"Its all ogre for you now."
A/N lucy i hate you so much aaahhhh.
The shrek bit wasnt my idea but lucys so i apologise if that wasnt what you expected, and sorry you couldnt finish your last bread stick.
