Iwaizumi: Oikawa is literally so unintelligent
Iwaizumi: And unfortunately clingy
Iwaizumi: He's really annoying too
Iwaizumi: I hate when he calls me Iwa~Chan
Iwaizumi: He eats way to much
Iwaizumi: He needs to chill
Iwaizumi: Idk why anyone would like him
Iwaizumi: He's not even hot
Iwaizumi: Oikawa is legit trash
Random person: Yeah you're completely right
Iwaizumi: EXCUSE ME!? DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD HE WORKS??? HE PROBABLY HAS 10x THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO! AND HES ALWAYS THERE FOR ANYONE WHENEVER THEY NEED HIM TO BE! EVEN WHEN THEY DONT NEED HIM TO BE! HE MAKES THE MOST ENDEARING NICK NAMES THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE JUST LIKE HIM. HES SO HARD WORKING THAT HE DOESNT EVEN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF PROPERLY, BUT IF ANYONE DESERVES TO NOT BE TAKEN CARE OF, ITS YOU. HE HAS A HEART OF GOLD AND KNOWS PERFECTLY WELL HOW TO CARE FOR EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING! AND HAVE YOU SEEN HIS THIGHS OR HIS ABS OR HIS FACE????????? HE LOOKS LIKE A GOD! YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO BE ALLOWED TO GAZE APON HIS BEAUTY! NO ONE DOES! HOW DARE YOU INSULT HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Random person: *probably goes missing*
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Haikyuu Headcanons!
FanfictionWelcome to a fandom trash book full of Haikyuu Headcanons. This is for everything that is/seems like it should be/or things I want to be canon in Haikyuu. (WARNING: TONS OF BOYxBOY) (though that shouldn't be a problem)
