Question by skylovewanye
Skylovewanye: Hi! I'm kimidazzling's sister. I have a question. Did you shatter pink diamond? Cause if you did, I will find a way to corrupt you. And don't threaten my sister again. Bye! P.S Blue Diamond is the best diamond. After Pink.
Yellow Diamond: Ugh, I thought I was finally threw with these pathetic questions. But, while I'm looking at this, I might as well answer this one, since it is a question everyone has been begging me to answer. But before I do, I must comment on what a, poor excuse of an organic vessel this, Skylovewayne is. I will give a numbered list of every little thing wrong with what you said.
#1. I do not recall ever threatening anyone. If I am threatened, I simply tell them of all the things I am capable of doing to them. If I wanted to.
#2. There is no possible way an, organic mortal like you, could ever corrupt a Diamond like myself. It's not because I don't see a way. There is just not a way it could be done.
#3. I could care less about your opinion of me. If you prefer Blue Diamond, I don't care. The thoughts of organic waste is the least of my worries.
#4. You tried your very best to have proper grammar, but, of course a simple minded fool like you couldn't get it right. You forgot to double space after your punctuation points. But no worries. Everyone else is a mess up as well. The planet itself is a big mess up.
#5. You didn't want me too threaten anyone, yet you threaten me yourself with corruption. Which as I stated, you could never do. Hypocritical much?
#6. You should always capitalize Diamond. And if you are to say Blue Diamond, you say it right. I will not tolerate such disrespect.
#7. Your name reminds me why I want that planet destroyed.
#8. This goes to all humans. Know your superior. And do not stand up to it.
Okay. Now I could have named almost, 1,000,000,000,00,000 more, but those 8 should get my point acrossed.Now for the answer you have all been waiting for. Did I shatter Pink Diamond?
No. I did not. Do you think I would be so okay if I had to be the one to shatter one of my own? No. But one thing is true. Nothing could shatter a Diamond. But another. And who ever did it, must have done it for the greater good. Even if she knew, she would feel blue, forever. And that someone, is obviously Rose Quartz. She must have done it a certain way, and isn't telling us. That is why we must punish her. With death. I hope this answered every bodies worthless questions. Later.
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