Nanbaka one-shots

Uno x Jyugo

Mitsuru: This dialogue comes from ep. 12 of Nanbaka.

"I'm confused why is there nothing in here?" Kiji ask looking around.

"What possess you to bring us to this giant empty room?" Honey ask.

"It does seem rather empty..." Trois added.

"Well yeah I haven't finished making it yet obviously" Uno said poking out his lips.

"WHAAAA?! Why are you showing us your game room if you haven't put any games in it yet?!" Honey yelled.

"I got a perfectly good reason I promise" Uno said reassuringly.

"Do tell" Honey said. All of a sudden glitter flooded everywhere around Uno.

"I want all of us to make this room together!"He yelled.

"Say where did he get the glitter?" Kiji ask.

"The whole point at making a game room is making a place where everyone can get together and do stuff that they enjoy together so I will make sure everyone gets a say it about how we set it up" Uno continued.

"What on Earth is he trying to tell us?" Trois ask Honey. "He's even more eccentric than our meeting at the tournament."

"Well I guess that's Uno for you" Nico said.

"He is as extroverted as they come" Rock added.

"Hey where should I put this thing?" A grumpy voice called out that could only be Hajime.

"Uhhh there should work for now" Nico said gesturing over to a spot in the room.

"What about these tings?" Yamato ask.

"Anywhere is fine but just try to be careful Deputy supervisor" Nico said.

Thump! "Damn it why is it we who has to carry all this crap in here? get up Kuu" Hajime said as he try to usher the cat off couch.

"Oh number 11 the various items you requested have all arrived" Yamato said pointing to a bunch of boxes.

"Just let us know if anything is missing" Seitarou said smiling.

Damn why is he such a pretty boy?

"Hahaha you did it you really did it!" Uno laugh as he jump on the couch.
"I wanted this living room set ever since I saw it on that in commercial."

"Why you don't have to thank us all the stuff came out of your wages" Seitarou said.

"They probably would have bought this stuff for him if he would have ask him he did win" Rock said as he felt the softness of the couch.

"I don't really get why but apparently all he wanted was the empty room he wanted to spend his own money on the rest" Jyugo said to Rock.

"I guess he's broke now huh?" Rock said with a grin.

"Hajime what exactly is your inmate thinking?"Kiji ask.

"How the hell should I know?" Hajime replied.

"Hey is this supposed to be a new game room?" Ask Samon.

"Yep!" Uno said jumping on the couch with Kuu on the other end.

"Okay Upa I agree that to help carry this stuff so let's say you stop punching me in the stomach" Qi said.

"This is your pushiment for complaining" Upa replied.

"Why is a crummy couch and cheap table all you have in here?" Salmon said annoyed.

Mitsuru: All right, all right we all know what y'all came for so let's skip to the good stuff so Uno grab Jyugo and snuck out of the room while the supervisors were preoccupied with the other inmates they went back to there cell and things get interesting...

"Hey, why did yo-" Jyugo was cut off by Uno lips crashing on his. Jyugo was stunned at the sudden act. When Uno drew back he grin and said "you really are clueless huh? Jeez it's so hard to get someone alone these days..."

"Uno...why did you.. " Jyugo didn't finish his sentence he just touch his lips. What was this feeling he thought.

"Isn't it obvious?" Uno ask him "Im horny for you so I'm gonna *bleep* you." Jyugo just stare back at the rainbow colored male.

"Let me help you" Uno said picking Jyugo up and throwing him on a pile of blanket.

Uno got on top of Jyugo and bit his collar bone hard.

"Ouch! Uno what the hell?" Jyugo said.

"Give me a break as much as you irritate Hajime you must be a masochist" Uno said kissing Jyugo again. Jyugo moan and his face flush a bright red. Uno tongue lick Jyugo bottom lip begging for entrance. Jyugo open his mouth slightly and Uno tongue slip inside rubbing on his teeth tongue and anything his it could touch.

Jyugo never felt anything like this and he found himself grinding his hips into Uno leg. For once he had a... desire. Jyugo push Uno away for him which caught Uno off guard and he ended up on his bum. Jyugo got on top of him and flick Uno hat off and it flew somewhere in the room. Jyugo kiss Uno roughly as he grab a fistful of his hair and started to pull down Uno strap.

Uno didn't protest instead he pulled down the zipper to Jyugo jump suit until he could slip it off of him.
Once they where both naked Uno push Jyugo down and began to prepare him. He suck a finger and stuck it in -

Mitsuru: No no no no kitties! This may not be the anime but we still have censors! Can't have the Warren finding out about this now can we? I'll let your dirty minds figure out the rest but I might be able to give you the full thing in due time. So look out for the NSFW version of Uno x Jyugo!

Once they were done Uno and Jyugo stood up. We should get back before Hajime finds out we are missing Uno said. Yeah let's go Jyugo said. As they walk out of their cell they were met with hit on the head.

"BAKA! Don't wander off!" Hajime yelled.

"Sorry sir!" Uno and Jyugo said holding their heads.

Mitsuru: So who do y'all want to see next? Write a suggestion in the comments and I'll get back to you. Don't forget to vote too!