The Duck Fic

The Park

Josh was just sitting there on the park bench, feeding those glorious ducks. Oh, how he loved those ducks. San Francisco was truly a beautiful place. He was there on tour, but he had some time alone to kick it with these ducks. Tyler was busy writing music in the trailer, but Josh couldn't stay in there. He couldn't handle the stuffiness. Feeling nauseous, he fled the small truck and ran to a nearby park. Seeing a duck pond, he bought a small loaf of bread from a close 7-eleven. Minutes later, he was getting low on bread. Jeez, he thought, they went through a whole loaf of bread! 

He closed the bag, saving what was left for Tyler later. Just as he was about to leave, something caught his eye. Something...intriguing. He looked back eagerly. He saw a duck. But not just any duck. The most attractive duck he had ever seen. The large duck stood there, in the crowd of all the other ducks. This one was special. His bill was as orange as his gym shorts. It was clearly sturdy and a bill worth killing for. He couldn't tell why, but he was attracted to this duck. This. Specific. Duck. His brown eyes stared deep into his soul. His milk white feathers glistened with dews of pond water. This duck was...enchanting. 

It was the most attractive duck he'd ever seen. Why was this duck so magnetic? Almost semi-automatically, he and the duck started to pull each other in. He saw the duck's captivating waddle. God, why was he so...handsome? Josh thought. Each step between them felt like an eternity. Each step closing the gap felt like an achievement. Tip-toeing turned to walking, walking turned to running. Josh and the duck sprinted towards each other, soon to embrace each other's warmth.