"Okay first I need to get a divorce so I can marry you." Billy said to James.
"Uhh you aren't married." You pointed out.
"Oh yeah! You're right, I just thought I was because the writer is a fake fan." Billy responded.
"Billy! What James gone do? Don't forgot me!" James said sadly.
"Well, like I said we're gonna get married." Billy said.
"Ooo does that mean James gets to see your vagene?" James asked.
"Not exactly, James. But we're gonna have to pretend to be in love. You know, hold hands, kiss, that type of thing." Billy told James.
"JAMES LIKE SOUND OF THAT!" James yelled.
"Okay, we will work on making the marriage official today." Billy said.