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Michael : Lisa

Lisa: What

Michael: Get the hell up

Lisa: Why the twins and I want to sleep

Michael: If you don't stop spoiling Logan and Paisley

Lisa: Baby

Michael: Yes

Lisa: Can you make some breakfast

Michael: What do you want Princess

Lisa : I want Waffles and Bacon

Michael: I'm cooking Turkey Bacon

Lisa: Eww Turkey Bacon tastes like shoes

Michael: No it doesn't

Lisa: Yes it does

Michael: Fine I'll just make some waffles

Lisa: The kids don't like Turkey Bacon

Michael: Blanket will eat it

Lisa: Blanket's not here so don't cook it

Michael: When are you going to go get your son

Lisa: I'm going to call him now

Lisa calls Elvis

Elvis : Hello

Lisa: Hey dad is Blanket up

Elvis : Yes he's watching TV with me

Lisa: What are you guys watching

Elvis : Little Bear

Lisa: Can I talk to him

Elvis: Sure , Blanket telephone

Elvis gives Blanket the phone

Blanket: Hello

Lisa: Blanket

Blanket: Who is this

Lisa: Your mommy silly

Blanket: Oh hi mommy

Lisa: Hey are you ready to come home

Blanket : No mommy I want to stay with my grandpa and my cousins

Lisa: Do you want me to bring you some more clothes

Blanket : Nope grandma bought me some more clothes from Neiman Marcus

Lisa : What did she buy you

Blanket : She bought me three Burberry Shirts , two Versace Shirts, and three pairs of True Religion Jeans , and a pair all black pair of Puma Suedes , and some all Red Air Jordan 5's

Lisa : Why did she buy you all red shoes

Blanket : Because she bought me a Red Burberry shirt

Lisa: Ok so you are staying with grandma and grandpa

Blanket : Yes

Lisa: Alright call me when you are ready to come home

Blanket : Mommy you don't have to worry about that because I'm not coming home

Lisa: Alright son well I'm going to talk to you later , I love you

Blanket: I love you too

Lisa: Let me speak to grandpa

Blanket : Grandpa telephone

Blanket gives the phone to Elvis

Elvis : Yes Lisa Marie

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