Ben:*writes on computer *
Dear diary,
It has been raining for 10 minutes I dunno if I can survive everyone wants me outside they don't understand we have a freakin raining apocalypse !!!!
Jeff:*writing in diary*
Dear death note dairy,
My knife just broke and I know I will miss that curvy sharp body of it and I was about to propose to it!!*cries hard*
R.I.P. Knife ????-2017
Eyeless jack:*says out loud to Siri *
Dear Siri,
Toby stole my kidneys from my mini fridge and I can't survive without my yummy squishy kidneys *tears up*
To be continued.....
