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Three Worded Affections

Mina: Okay everyone, say ‘i love you’ without using those three words, go!

♡Tododeku♡

Midoriya: ITS YOUR POWER!

Todoroki: I.... Th-thank you.

-Bakudeku-

Bakugo: FUCK YOU, DEKU!

Midoriya:.... Its okay, Kacchan.

-Dekuraraka-

Uraraka: You're my friend!

Midoriya: *arrow shoots heart*Oh..... I see..... *inhuman screeching*

-Bakukiri-

Kirishima: THATS SO MANLY!

Bakugo: .... I'm not gay.

-TodoBaku-

Todoroki:....

Bakugo:......

Both: I hate you.

-JirouxDenki-

Jirou:*points to Denki* I CHOOSE YOU! *Pokémon music plays in the background*

Denki: PIKA! PIIIIIII!!!!!! *releases electricity* *goes saitama-mode* Wheeeeyyyy!

-AsuDeku-

Asui: Midoriya-Chan, your cute.

Midoriya: *internal pterodactyl screeching* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGIDONTKNOWWHATTOSAYTHISISALLSOSUDDENIMSOEMBARRASSDOHGOD *trails off*

Fuzzy & Mina: Deku-kun. That's more than three words...

-Todomomo

Todoroki: You're not useless. *places hand on shoulder*

Momo:*turns around* *internal screeching* *turns back around* Th-thank you, Todoroki-kun.

-MinettaxTsuyu-

Minetta: wun some fuc?

Tsuyy: No Minetta-chan. No.

-IidaxUraraka-

Iida: Uraraka-kun, you are one of the most resilient classmates I've ever met—

Fuzzy and Mina: THAT'S MORE THAN THREE WORDS, IIDA-KUN!

-DekuxAllMight-

Mina: Wait, WHAT!?

Fuzzy: Family-wise. I'm a sinner, but not that sinful. (Fucking lies)

All Might: Midoriya, my son!

Midoriya: *internal screeching* Uhm, yes dad?

Midoriya and All Might: .......

Midoriya and All Might: *buries heads into hands* *pterodactyl screeching*

-Aizawa x Present Mic-

Present Mic: BECOME MY BOYFRIEND!

Aizawa: Okay, sure. Whatever.

-Mt.Lady x Kamui Woods-

Mt.Lady: KAMUI, LOVE ME!

Kamui: .... Are you drunk(again)?