Young, Stupid and Gay

The Boy And The Chocolate

Bliss!
That's what I am feeling! Bliss! There's no other feeling that lies in my heart. No fear, no hatred, no stress and definitely no sadness, just bliss. It's the very thing that was missing all my life and the answer is just a name, Shane Tatum. And now there's only RiRi who can quote it the best...

♬ Where have you been?
Cause I never see you out
Are you hiding from me, yeah?
Somewhere in the crowd
Where have you been all my life, all my life?
Where have you been all my life? ♬

It's been 4 days since I met Shane and but I'm still hung over with the happiness. I'm seeing the world with a completely new vision. A new sense where even heavy metal songs don't give a headache. And whatever it is, I'm liking it. I'm loving it. Just the way I love talking to Shane.

Oh boy, speak of the angel..

♬ Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? ♬

Helllloooo!

Hey! How are you?

I'm good, maybe better now, what about you?

Oh nice, I'm good too.

Oh great! And say...

Nothing much. All my roomies are at work. All alone at home, killing time.

And what's better than calling me to kill time, right?

Ahh yeah, well, if you want then you can come over.

Really, that would be great. I'll be there in a while. Ciao!

Oh cool, see you soon. Ciao!

Oh boy! Oh boy! It's a wardrobe emergency. What do I do? What do I wear? Okay, so it's the time to go with the diva gutt. So, we'll go with the sexy deep blue textured full sleeved round neck t-shirt and the blue denim that contemplates it. And let's just in throw in the ketos because we're gonna be barefoot in his home, what say? Wait! Why am I asking you? We're the same person! Geez, I gotta stop talking to myself so much! Someone may just start calling me crazy.

♬ Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly ♬

Damn that song is so right. Oh shit, I  have to get ready and leave to meet the most beautiful person ever.

HODOR! HODOR! Should I just go there empty handed? That doesn't sound good at all! Should I get him something? Yes, ofcourse you bag of douche! But what?

Flowers? Nah, it'll be too much!

Just a rose? Nah, too tacky!

A pastry? Oh hell no, what are you thinking?

I know, I know! Chocolate! That's perfect!

I'll get him a bar of chocolate! Ohh! I gotta run!

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Okay, ring the bell! Wait, how do I give him the chocolate? Should I hand it over when I hug him? Or should I hold it in my mouth and do a tango pose? Damn! It's like Sophie's choice! Wait, I hear something...

Who's there?

Hello, it's me,

* the door opens *

You are early, I haven't even showered yet!

Okay, no problem, go get a shower!

Oh My Gawwd! He's just so cute. Wearing black shorts and a white t-shirt. As simple as he can get but yet so beautiful. He doesn't even need to take a bath. Aah! Even when he walks away, he takes my breath away. Babe, just come here and talk to me. As Bruno says it...

♬ When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause, girl, you're amazing
Just the way you are ♬

Now, I gotta wait, browsing through my insta feeds. Lemme just stalk him a little. Damn, he's cute in his every pic. Like, kill me now, how can I be with someone so so so awesome?

It's been 20 mins, shouldn't he have bathe by now. And speak of the angel. How can someone be so perfect at whatever you wear? I mean that denim shirt is just woohoo! My hands just wanna grab him right now.

Wait, but I'm already grabbing something else. It's the chocolate. You piece of crap forgot to go give it to the magnificent personality standing in front of you. Now give it to him. Wait wait, let him sit next to you first. Now go!

And this is for you!

What?

Yeah, this chocolate is for you!

Oh, okay. But you didn't need to get me that.

Trust me honey, I needed. I needed much more but that's it for now.

It's alright! No trouble and great pleasure!

Okay! Thank you so much! Lemme just put it in the fridge.

Oh god! Isn't he the sweetest. Wait, what is he doing. Oh my god! I didn't even need to ask him to do that, and he just did! He's just resting his head on my lap like my skinny thigh is just world's best pillow. Kill me now Mr Tatum, I wanna die this happy.

His hair is just so smooth. I can play with them all day.

Did you just ruin my hair?

Oh no! I'm just making you look better!

Haha! Very nice. Now don't touch them, I don't wanna keep doing my hair all day.

Then don't. I'm gonna play with it anyway. They're so good.

OMG, he's just so adorable. I just wanna hold him in my arms for an eternity. Like just lie there, and talk and talk.

And you know what, that's what we did before we left. Yes, we left. But he had to go meet his friends, so we went separate ways. But the hours we spent talking there, was just the thing that I wanna do every second of my life. Being with someone so amazing that time just remains a number...