TWICE SCENARIOS

EVIL MAKNAE: TZUYU

Nayeon: /acting like a baby/.

Tzuyu: you're considering yourself that you're the oldest, but why you do such baby talks, aegyo, and other childish things...... Ewww Nayeon!!

Nayeon: why are you not calling me Unnie!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!

Tzuyu: because you're a child...... Bye baby Nayeon~ if your diaper is full, here change it yourself. /throws a diaper/.

Nayeon: waaaaaaaaahhh!!! /cries/

Dahyun: /doing the eagle dance/.

Tzuyu: I will give you two words for satisfying me with your dance.

Dahyun: .................

Tzuyu: YOU'RE CRAZY

Dahyun: excuse me!!! /flips hair/

Tzuyu: oh! You want me to give you a way??? Sorry, but I am the GODDESS here so you should be the one who will give way for me! /flips hair/

Dahyun: /crying while doing the eagle dance/

Momo: MMMMM!! JOKBAL IS SO YUMMMY!!

Tzuyu: EEEWWWW!! Why are you eating the pig's poop?

Momo: it's pig feet not pig poop.

Tzuyu: /told her guards to throw the pig poo--   I mean pig feet away/

Momo: HEY!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY JOKBAL!?!? /tries to throw another jokbal at Tzuyu/

Tzuyu: EEEWW EEWW EEEEEEWWW!!!PIG POOP!!!!!!

Momo: But I still didn't throw jokbal at you yet!!  /trying to not burst out her anger/

Tzuyu: You!!! You are the PIG POOP that I'm talking about........ /walks away and flips her hair/.

Momo:QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZJDD!!!!!
/bursting out her anger/.

Reminder: Pig Poo--- I mean Pig Feet and Jokbal are the same..

Jeongyeon: /laughing too much/.

Tzuyu: Seriously!? Are you really a girl!? TWICE is a girlgroup not boygroup. Go audition in BigHit so you can be the member of BTS  and you will be my bias~ /forgot that she's the evil maknae/.

Jeongyeon: Ewww Tzuyu. Eewww I'm taken with Momo.

Tzuyu: you should thank me because the GODDESS is being kind at you >_<.

Jeongyeon: correction: The Evil Goddess.

Tzuyu: I Hate You!! /whispers/ but i luv u

Jeongyeon: WHAT!?!?

Tzuyu: Uhh nothing...

Sana: Shy~ Shy~ Shy~ Chewy-ah~ do I look cute?? {^•^}

Tzuyu: Yes.

Sana: omg!!! Really!?!?

Tzuyu: you look like a dog ^_^

Sana: what kind of dog omg!!

Tzuyu: A Bulldog....

Bulldog:.........
Shitzu:...........
Beagle:...........
Maltese:.........
German Sheperd:.......
Old English Dog:.........

All kinds of dogs:WTF!?!?!

Jihyo: /Trying her best to sing.../ KNOCK JIHYOOOOOO~~~

Tzuyu: my eardrums hurt!!

Jihyo: get away from here! You little evil!!!! If you don't want to hear my voice, go listen to your own VOICE!!!!!!!

Tzuyu: Oh well, I'm so sorry because I own this mansion so you will be the one who need to get out!!! Like duh!! Your voice is cracking!!

Jihyo: wow! Like you have a beautiful voice..

Tzuyu: atleast I'm pretty not like you, BIG-EYED!!!

Jihyo: you lil sh*t!!!!

Mina: /does a ballet/

Tzuyu: you look like sh*t Mina...

Mina: I don't give a f*cking sh*t. /does ballet again/.

Tzuyu: you look like a crazy that pulling your own leg to your head and do the crazy stuffs like the jelly dancing. And feeling relaxing sh*t!

Mina: why this maknae is cursing!?!?

Tzuyu: you didn't care right!? Do that jelly dancing again!!!

Mina: /starts doing ballet again. Do not even care/.

Chaeyoung: I am the Baby Beast!! Wrawww!! /doing aegyo/.

Tzuyu: How can you talk so fluent when you're a baby!?

Chaeyoung:I'm just-----

Tzuyu: why are you doing an aegyo if you're a beast!?!?

Chaeyoung: B-----

Tzuyu: why you're calling yourself a baby beast if you're just a smol baby bean!?!?

Chaeyoung: Will you let me talk!?!?!

Tzuyu: you're talking already..

Chaeyoung: /throws chainsaw at Tzuyu/.

Tzuyu: /uses her goddess powers/. I'm the goddess here so no one can beat me!!!

Twice: /crying/.